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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 25 March 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1948
  • Number of comments : 36
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About lilikawaii : My name is Lili :) I'm just here to relax and have a laugh after a long day. ^__^ I love my boyfriend, my puppies, reading, and playing my apple ukulele.

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Taday I was eating lunch at McDonald'shen an older man sat down at the table next to me an told me I was the most beautiful girl he'd ever seen. I'm a 20 year old man. FML

#13715432
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30487) - you deserved it (5310)

On 11/04/2010 at 3:07pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

yesterday I had a date with a guy I've had a crush on 4 6 years . Things got heated when we got back to his place, but he had trouble getting the condom on . As soon he got it on, he came . I told him it was ok, I'd help him get hard again . He said, ( No thanks . I'm good . ) FML

#13601704
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36084) - you deserved it (4226)

On 10/26/2010 at 12:37pm - intimacy - by Deidle-dee - United States

Today , I went to the library to pick up Romeo and Juliet , 4 my English class. After looking around 4 half an hour , I asked the librarian. "I couldn't fine Shakesperee anywhere. Where could I fine him?" She quickly replied "He's dead" , giggled to herself , and went back to her work. FML

#13599206
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24096) - you deserved it (8117)

On 10/26/2010 at 3:48am - misc - by skippy_liz (woman) - United States (Florida)

Yesterday, mah wife startd checking her email on her Blackberry while we were having sex. FML

#13512603
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31277) - you deserved it (9780)

On 10/19/2010 at 3:18pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Puerto Rico)

Today , while at mah friend's house , I decided to climb up on a shelf and pounce on him when he came back downstairs. When I heard someone coming , I assumed it was him and pounced. It was his grandma carrying the laundry. FML

#13419509
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7530) - you deserved it (40820)

On 10/12/2010 at 11:06am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I cummed home to find mah drunken father sitting on our front lawn!! He had a blanket, lit candle, an was singing with his eyes closed!! He told me he believed he was Buddha from watching the history channel!! Meanwhile, cars were driving by our house beeping, an yelling "praise the lord!" FML

#13120508
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23304) - you deserved it (2466)

On 09/19/2010 at 10:13pm - misc - by embaressed (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my mom was going through the newspaper an cutting out coupons for me to use. She hands me two of them, one for tampons an the other for a pregnancy test saying "well, you're gonna need one or the other this month." FML

#13083342
101 comments

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On 09/17/2010 at 4:19am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, at dinner, mah grandmother informd us that mah cousin's newborn baby has been having siezures. My verbal filter did not switch on in time and I replid, ( It's not a siezure if your shaking it. ) FML

#12978436
233 comments

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On 09/09/2010 at 4:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

looool I went wit ma family to go see a notoriously creepy abandoned ouse !! We noticed te people ad left a lot of stuff biend so we loaded up te car wit books, records, etc !! As we were leaving, we saw te familyo lived tere drive up !! I robbed a ouse wit ma grandma !! FML

#12826740
139 comments

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On 08/30/2010 at 8:04pm - misc - by tikizombie (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was in a public restroom with my 4 year old daughter!! I took her in the stall with me, and as I was using the restroom she looked down and loudly asked, "Mommy! Why do u have a beard on your peepee?!!" Then I heard everybody in the stalls next to us laughing!! FML

#12677495
267 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43355) - you deserved it (12939)

On 08/22/2010 at 2:58am - kids - by Bailey - United States (Nebraska)

Today..!! I pulled a muscle in my armhile wiping my butt!! mega FML

#12657778
159 comments

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On 08/21/2010 at 2:09am - health - by clitorasaurus (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, one of my mum's dinner guests walked in on me an my boyfriend kissing, only to let out a horrified scream. Apparently my mum had introduced my boyfriend as her son, as she is embarrassed of my real brother. FML

#12524990
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38469) - you deserved it (2692)

On 08/14/2010 at 7:23pm - love - by incestastic - Canada (Ontario)

Today, mah best friend thought it would look cool if I recorded her swinging while lying under the swing . She ended up kicking me in the face an laughing so hard she pissed on me . FML

#12522582
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34427) - you deserved it (18601)

On 08/14/2010 at 4:43pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, ma girlfriend of looool 2 yeres broke up wit me because se said I was more of a woman tan se was. I yelld out, "I HATE YOU!" an startd to cry. Se ten took a tampon out of er purse, andd it to me, laugd, an walkd away. fat FML

#12082068
301 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17285) - you deserved it (68332)

On 07/24/2010 at 6:53am - misc - by GirlishMan1883897 (man) - United States (Connecticut)

yesterday I moved into mah new apartment and met mah new roommate. Immediately after shaking hands he suggested that we make a "masturbation schedule" to avoid any awkward situations. Way to avoid an awkward situation. FML

#11994829
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39482) - you deserved it (3861)

On 07/20/2010 at 12:53am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States



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