About lilikawaii : My name is Lili :) I'm just here to relax and have a laugh after a long day. ^__^ I love my boyfriend, my puppies, reading, and playing my apple ukulele.
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Today, my girlfriend, who is very self conscious about her body, finally decided to have sex with me. She told me to wait a few minutes, so I did. I stripped and turned around to find her in a one-piece swimsuit, with a hole cut out of the crotch. FML
by Anonymous / 07/13/2011 at 1:02am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by CatOwner / 07/11/2011 at 10:15pm / United States (Virginia) / Animals
by Lame / 07/09/2011 at 8:19pm / United States (New York) / Money
by Rachel / 06/10/2011 at 5:57am / United States (Alabama) / Kids
by blahblah493 / 05/26/2011 at 12:15am / United States / Intimacy
by anonymous / 05/25/2011 at 10:33am / Singapore / Transportation
by art_major / 05/25/2011 at 10:06am / United Kingdom (Sheffield) / Miscellaneous
by Bobby M / 05/16/2011 at 12:33pm / Ireland (Carlow) / Health
by Anonymous / 04/27/2011 at 12:21pm / United Kingdom / Intimacy
Today, my husband and I had the grand opening to our new winery. We had a big sign out front saying "FREE GRAPES", to try and get more people interested. People kept giving us dirty looks when passing. We later realized there was something covering the "G". FML
by Anonymous / 04/24/2011 at 12:10am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by bobo / 04/23/2011 at 9:02pm / Canada (Ontario) / Animals
Today, my dad’s best friend, who has been his business associate for the past 28 years, took me to a Star Wars store for my 18th birthday. He put on a Darth Vader helmet, and imitating his voice, said: "I am your father." I laughed. It wasn’t a joke. FML
by SkinsCastSelection / 01/17/2011 at 4:53am / France / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/17/2010 at 3:03am / United States (California) / Love
Today, I was in a public washroom and I had to take a dump. I knew how dirty the toilets were, so tried to do the "stand and poo." Unfortunately, I slipped and the poo fell on the ground. Then I realized there were no paper towels. There was a line outside waiting. FML
by sweet_stufz / 11/11/2010 at 8:30am / Canada (Ontario) / Health
by redlips / 11/09/2010 at 1:06pm / Japan (Tokyo) / Intimacy
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, it's been 2 weeks since I ordered a printer so I could print schoolwork, that way I don't…