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lilhurt

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 18 October 1993 (22 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 461
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About lilhurt : Animals as leaders, Dream theater, The Dillinger escape plan

lilhurt's page activity

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Inception

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The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

YDI master

That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

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lilhurt's favorite FMLs

Today, I dislocated my toe while putting on my socks. FML

by billy / 03/31/2015 at 6:54am / United States (Massachusetts) / Health

Today, I had a sneeze attack while my nose was bleeding. Now my living room looks like a crime scene. FML

by MonsterProblems / 01/07/2015 at 2:07am / Croatia / Health

Today, I stepped on a piece of glass and sliced my right foot open. Hobbling to get my first aid kit, I tripped and stepped on a pair of heels, and sliced my left foot open. FML

by chairlee / 11/07/2009 at 3:12am / United States (Ohio) / Health

Today, I accidentally ran my thumb down the cheese grater while preparing lunch beside my wife. I instantly jerked my hand away from the grater just in time run my forearm across the knife she was using. I now have 20 stitches and 5 staples in my arm, no lunch, and a puking wife. FML

by Anonymous / 08/26/2009 at 2:55pm / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous