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by billy / 03/31/2015 at 6:54am / United States (Massachusetts) / Health
by MonsterProblems / 01/07/2015 at 2:07am / Croatia / Health
by chairlee / 11/07/2009 at 3:12am / United States (Ohio) / Health
Today, I accidentally ran my thumb down the cheese grater while preparing lunch beside my wife. I instantly jerked my hand away from the grater just in time run my forearm across the knife she was using. I now have 20 stitches and 5 staples in my arm, no lunch, and a puking wife. FML
by Anonymous / 08/26/2009 at 2:55pm / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous
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