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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 18 October 1993 (20 years)
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About lilhurt : Animals as leaders, Dream theater, The Dillinger escape plan

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Today, I stepped on a piece of glass and sliced my right foot open. Hobbling to get my first aid kit, I tripped and stepped on a pair of heels, and sliced my left foot open. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31213) - you deserved it (4278)

On 11/07/2009 at 3:12am - health - by chairlee (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I accidentally ran my thumb down the cheese grater while preparing lunch beside my wife. I instantly jerked my hand away from the grater just in time run my forearm across the knife she was using. I now have 20 stitches and 5 staples in my arm, no lunch, and a puking wife. FML

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On 08/26/2009 at 2:55pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)



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