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  • Birth Date : Monday 18 October 1993 (22 years)
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About lilhurt : Animals as leaders, Dream theater, The Dillinger escape plan

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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

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Today, I dislocated my toe while putting on my socks. FML


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On 03/31/2015 at 6:54am - health - by billy - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I had a sneeze attack while my nose was bleeding. Now my living room looks like a crime scene. FML


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On 01/07/2015 at 2:07am - misc - by MonsterProblems (woman) - Croatia

Today, I stepped on a piece of glass and sliced my right foot open. Hobbling to get my first aid kit, I tripped and stepped on a pair of heels, and sliced my left foot open. FML


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On 11/07/2009 at 3:12am - health - by chairlee (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I accidentally ran my thumb down the cheese grater while preparing lunch beside my wife. I instantly jerked my hand away from the grater just in time run my forearm across the knife she was using. I now have 20 stitches and 5 staples in my arm, no lunch, and a puking wife. FML


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On 08/26/2009 at 2:55pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

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