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About lilhurt : Animals as leaders, Dream theater, The Dillinger escape plan
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
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Today, I accidentally ran my thumb down the cheese grater while preparing lunch beside my wife. I instantly jerked my hand away from the grater just in time run my forearm across the knife she was using. I now have 20 stitches and 5 staples in my arm, no lunch, and a puking wife. FML
Thursday 22 January 2015