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  • Birth Date : Thursday 1 October 1992 (20 years)
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Today, my sister went into a blind rage at me for "upstaging" her by announcing that I'm pregnant, two months after she did the same. My husband and I have been trying for two years. She's in high school and doesn't even know who the father is. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (62182) - you deserved it (2563)

On 04/14/2013 at 4:39pm - misc - by bntje (woman) - Netherlands (Overijssel)

Today, I found out my girlfriend can do Heath Ledger's "Joker" voice perfectly. I'm not sure if I should be scared or impressed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24097) - you deserved it (4148)

On 03/03/2013 at 11:05am - love - by nerdgirlmickey (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I went on a date with a very cute girl. It went well, until I accidentally called the blueberries in her dessert Oran Berries. I sheepishly explained that they're a berry from the Pokémon universe, at which point she excused herself, never to return. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17335) - you deserved it (25189)

On 02/02/2013 at 4:20pm - love - by Brock (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)



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