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Hard at Work
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Due To My Wife Saying I Never Cook And We Alway Order Pizza, I Spent A Good Hour Preparing Dinner. While Serving It To My Kids, They Startd Complaining. My Wife Told Them To Shut Up. When She Took A Bite, She Lookd Up At Me, Smild, And Said, "Do You, U Know, Want To Just Order Pizza?" Mega FML
Today , mah sister went into a blind rage at me 4 "upstaging" her by announcing that I'm pregnant , two months after she did the same . My husband and I have been trying 4 two years . She's in high school and doesn't even know who the father is . FML
Today, I went on a date with a very cute girl. It went well, until I accidentally calld the blueberries in her dessert Oran Berries. I sheepishly explaind that they're a berry from the Pokémon universe, at which point she excusd herself, never to return. FML
Friday 27 March 2015