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  • Town/Country : Lake Jackson, United States Of America
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 7 September 2000 (13 years)
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Today, I was asked by my neighbor to stop jogging in our neighborhood because he keeps catching his son whacking off while watching me. His son is 28 years old and still lives at home. I'm 18. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (53006) - you deserved it (3661)

On 09/05/2013 at 8:46pm - intimacy - by whatjusthappened - United States (Ohio)

Today, a parent was too busy texting to notice her child had run in front of a moving truck. She did however see me grab the child's backpack to yank him back out of traffic. She then screamed at me for "manhandling" her child and demanded I be fired. It's not even my school; I'm a part time sub. FML

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On 10/22/2012 at 11:51pm - work - by bad samaritan (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I saw my upstairs neighbor outside getting the mail. She asked how my day was, and then apologized that the sound of her baby's crying through the walls kept me up last night. Apparently she heard me when I yelled at 2am for her fucking demon spawn to shut up. FML

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On 10/27/2011 at 2:41am - misc - by Deborah - United States



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