About lilauer13 : I love to laugh that is why I am on this site. Anything you want to know ask.
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Today, I got dressed up for the first time in days to go have sushi with a friend. When I walked out to my car, I noticed that the passenger window was shattered and the car robbed. What's worse is I'd forgotten to lock the side doors anyway. FML
by markyvilla / 04/14/2011 at 9:09pm / United States / Transportation
by fail / 04/14/2011 at 6:27pm / Canada (Ontario) / Health
Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in bed together, and I was in a snuggly mood. I rolled over to gaze lovingly into his eyes and whisper sweet nothings to him in the darkness. His response? "Dear God! Did somebody fart in your mouth?!" FML
by Anonymous / 04/01/2011 at 12:32am / United States / Love
Today, I went to see my banker. As we were finishing everything up, I leaned forward to sign something. As I went back to sit down, my 2 year old pulled the chair out from under me, and I crashed down to the floor. FML
by verasam01 / 02/24/2011 at 7:37pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Animals
Today, my boyfriend snuck into my house and hid in my closet. Knowing that I have a phobia of people jumping out of closets, he nonetheless thought it would be funny to see how I'd react. I had a panic attack and was taken to the hospital. FML
by Anonymous / 02/24/2011 at 3:56am / United States (California) / Health
Today, I went to my son's high school play. The moment I arrived at the auditorium, I shouted out his name to let him know I made it. Thinking I was a student, a teacher yelled, "SHUT UP AND SIT DOWN!" Scared out of my mind, I quickly obeyed, to mass giggling from the kids. FML
by Annie / 02/24/2011 at 1:39am / United States (Tennessee) / Kids
by failed / 02/23/2011 at 5:06am / Switzerland (Vaud) / Intimacy
by Jules / 02/21/2011 at 2:59am / United States (California) / Love
Today, while trying on bras in the changing room, I wanted to see what my friend's bra looked like on her. Not wishing to leave my changing room in my underwear, I wriggled under her door. When I got through, my bra had come nearly all the way down and when I tried getting back, I got stuck. FML
by O.o / 02/20/2011 at 3:15am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/19/2011 at 9:51am / Ireland (Dublin) / Miscellaneous
by PlayboyBunny / 02/19/2011 at 2:20am / United States (Texas) / Love
Today, instead of pushing me away or simply stopping for a minute, my girlfriend kept kissing me as she was trying to get phlegm out of her throat. The slimy goo ended up in the back of my mouth. I can still taste it. FML
by Anonymous / 02/18/2011 at 2:35am / Canada / Miscellaneous
Today, I ate at Chipotle. There was a girl sitting alone, so I asked if I could eat lunch with her. She said yes, and as I sat down I tried to open my bag of chips. When trying to do so, my hand slipped, and I punched myself in the face. She laughed, and promptly left. FML
by justmyluck? / 02/17/2011 at 10:02pm / Miscellaneous
- Today, I had 45 minutes spare between appointments to do some work at the office. I needed to print… Today, as I was selling candles at the local farmer's market, the sky was clear, and it was empty… Today, I'm sick. This wouldn't be such a problem if I wasn't leaving for college in three days, and…