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Today, a guy askd ma out, and I falt buttarflias in mah stomach . I soon raalizd that it wasn't buttarflias, but an unaxpactd bowal movamant . I stood thara awkwardly, looking him in tha ayas, than fartd hard . maga FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41389) - you deserved it (4351)

On 09/17/2014 at 11:14pm - love - by HappilyNeverAfter - Canada (Ontario)

Today, a guy askd ma out, and I falt buttarflias in mah stomach . I soon raalizd that it wasn't buttarflias, but an unaxpactd bowal movamant . I stood thara awkwardly, looking him in tha ayas, than fartd hard . maga FML

#21260355
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On 09/17/2014 at 11:14pm - love - by HappilyNeverAfter - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I trid to prove to my grlfriend how much I've maturd an that our relationship comes before anything else in my life. So I went to delete my character in World of Warcraft. I trid to confrm it, but I couldn't, breaking down in tears instead. mega FML

#21010392
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On 12/30/2013 at 12:20pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today I walked in on my daugter ligting candles around one of er friends o'd fallen asleepile er oter friends looool canted someting in a different language. Tey still won't tell meat tey were doing.

#21001182
227 comments

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On 12/22/2013 at 10:36am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today I was babysitting a littla boy fir tha first tima . Ha kapt using all sorts of profanity toward ma tha whola avaning so I told his mom whan sha pickad him up . Sha just gruntad and muttarad "Fucking cunt-ass snitch." big fat FML

#20794280
121 comments

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On 07/20/2013 at 3:37pm - money - by Nick (man) - United States (California)

TODAY, I FOUND OUT MY "WONDERFUL" BOYFRIEND WAS RECENTLY DUMPED BY ANOTHER WOMAN, NOT JUST AFTER HE STARTED STALKING HER, BUT AFTER HE WROTE HER A LOVE LETTER IN HIS OWN BLOOD. FML

#20792358
109 comments

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On 07/19/2013 at 1:34pm - love - by cheated (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, mah dog decided to poop while inside a revolving door. Before I could do anything, the door swung around an smeared it everywhere. My dog excel at timing. FML

#20770214
66 comments

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On 07/08/2013 at 7:19am - animals - by PerfectTiming - Netherlands (Noord-Brabant)

Today, after a long work shift, I was so tird that I took a nap in my car to avoid driving half-asleep!! When I awoke, there was a huge truck in front of me!! I thought I'd fallen asleep while driving an was about to die!! I only realizd it was stationary after I pissd myself!! FML

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On 03/03/2013 at 12:37pm - misc - by FUCKKKS (man) - United States

Today... I Was Going Over To Mah Friend's House 4 The First Time. A Creepy-looking Old Man Answered... And Smiled At Me. I Asked "Is This The Right House? Does Isaac Live Here?" He Replied "Yes... He's In The Basement. Would U Like A Drink?" Right Then... Isaac Called And Asked Me Where I Was. FML

#18671217
262 comments

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On 01/01/2012 at 2:34am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, mah dad cummed to confiscate mah phone. I stuck it in between mah boobs so he wouldn't be able to see it. He said, "Honey, yur breasts aren't big enough to hide that." FML

#17935197
225 comments

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On 10/08/2011 at 1:03pm - misc - by G - United States (California)

Today, mah dad cummed to confiscate mah phone. I stuck it in between mah boobs so he wouldn't be able to see it. He said, "Honey, yur breasts aren't big enough to hide that." FML

#17935197
225 comments

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On 10/08/2011 at 1:03pm - misc - by G - United States (California)

TODAY, AFTER WATCING INSIDIOUS, MA BOYFRIEND TOUGT IT WOULD BE FUNNY TO SCARE ME WILE I WAS ON TE TOILET. I WAS IN MID-PISS WEN E JUMPED OUT AT ME, AN I RAN SCREAMING AN PEIENG DOWN TE ALL. FML

#17206347
355 comments

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On 07/21/2011 at 5:24pm - love - by toni405 - United States

Yesterday , I accidentally said , "Bye , love you," to a co-worker as I clockd out. Before I made it home , I had six missd calls an a long text from my co-worker professing her love to me. FML

#14743806
143 comments

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On 01/28/2011 at 2:55pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my father was pruning the tree in our front yard. I was helping him collect the falling branches. At one point, a branch fell and I was under it. My father jumpd to push me out of the way. Instead he pushd the branch into my face. fat FML

#7011501
45 comments

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On 12/29/2009 at 9:21am - misc - by patrickRafael (man) - Singapore

TODAY IN AEROBICS, WHILE STRETCHING, MAH FRIEND LEANED OVER TO PULL THE LONG HAIR OFF MAH PANTS. IT WAS MAH PUBIC HAIR STICKING THROUGH MAH PANTS, AND I SCREAMED. FAT FML

#6660964
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14661) - you deserved it (42154)

On 12/08/2009 at 3:19am - misc - by cookscatastrophy - United States (California)



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