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  • Number of visits : 302
  • Number of comments : 34
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I was at my mom's funeral. My sisters and I were sitting in the front row. The funeral director, whom we had met with twice before, was going around greeting everyone. When she got to us, she asked where our mom was. Seriously? FML

#21189397
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56058) - you deserved it (2982)

On 06/26/2014 at 5:13pm - misc - by Alex - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I was talking to my boss about dogs and cats. I'm a dog person; he's a cat person. He told me that he likes cats better, because they are laid back and don't do anything all day. Before I could stop myself, I blurted out, "Just like you?" FML

#21188385
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36273) - you deserved it (24663)

On 06/25/2014 at 8:20pm - work - by Respect101 (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, while visiting family, we went to a restaurant to eat. Towards the end of the meal, I went to use the restroom. When I came back, everyone was gone. Everyone had actually gotten into their cars and left without me. I have no idea where I am and no one is answering their phone. FML

#21185875
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51155) - you deserved it (4322)

On 06/23/2014 at 10:26pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I went to a Father's Day lunch with my dad and his fiancée. He suddenly began to describe, in detail, the vasectomy he'd just had, and that I shouldn't be expecting any new siblings any time soon. Thanks for the mental image, Dad. FML

#21175721
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34526) - you deserved it (3511)

On 06/15/2014 at 5:29pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I faced my social anxiety and went to a chip shop on my own. I tried to have a conversation with the owner, but his thick accent made it difficult. He now knows where I live, what college I go to and I'm pretty sure I agreed to go to India with him. FML

#21096939
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36645) - you deserved it (7408)

On 03/26/2014 at 2:06pm - misc - by sociallyawkward (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, I got my first period. My dad bought me a card and had everyone in my family sign it. FML

#4787214
264 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51241) - you deserved it (4225)

On 08/24/2009 at 3:59pm - misc - by embarassed_chick (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I finally got the courage to ask out the guy I've liked for a long time. He's a cashier at a grocery store. It was about 1am and I was his last customer, everything seemed just right. Just when I was about to ask him to the movies, a drunk girl stumbles in and asks him out. He said yes. FML

#4000327
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44255) - you deserved it (6341)

On 07/24/2009 at 5:32am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - India (Haryana)

Today, to remind myself to write a check for my speech and debate team (Lynbrook Speech and Debate), I wrote "LSD money" on the back of my hand. The Vice Principal saw it, dragged me to the office, and called my parents. FML

#204455
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47628) - you deserved it (13694)

On 03/04/2009 at 2:05am - money - by gonkc (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up to find that my dog was missing. I spent about an hour searching for him when my psycho ex-girlfriend texted me his photo. She'd kidnapped him. After driving over there, she shot paintballs at my car. Now I have no dog and a colorful car. FML

#128340
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (94758) - you deserved it (6629)

On 02/24/2009 at 10:21pm - animals - by sammatthews2007 (man) - United States (North Carolina)



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