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Today, my boyfriend forced me to climb out through his window, because he was too embarrassed at the thought of his room-mate finding out I'd spent the night. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32054) - you deserved it (5252)

On 12/10/2011 at 6:56pm - intimacy - by FML - United States

Today, I saw my neighbor's Christmas tree they had put up on their porch, with decorative presents under it. Being that my neighbors hate me, I figured I would take a present to piss them off. While walking back home with the present, I opened it. Inside it read "I knew you would, douche bag." FML


I agree, your life sucks (9085) - you deserved it (77486)

On 12/08/2011 at 10:35pm - misc - by lebato97 - United States (Louisiana)

Today, working at a daycare centre, when packing up the kids' beds after sleep time, I slipped and landed in a puddle. Of urine. I had no spare pants. I had to wear them for the rest of my shift. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25477) - you deserved it (3110)

On 12/08/2011 at 7:40am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my boyfriend informed me that the mother of his children, from whom he is not divorced yet, is moving back into his house because she broke up with her boyfriend and has nowhere to go. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28890) - you deserved it (8073)

On 12/08/2011 at 6:55am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

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