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lil_funki_sis
  • Town/Country : austin, usa
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 7 April 1990 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 141
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About lil_funki_sis : my life is pretty good over all but it has its FML momments:P

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Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML

#761206 (493)

I agree, your life sucks (170869) - you deserved it (52080)

On 04/02/2009 at 1:13am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, while I was out to eat, I was approached by the restaurant manager. He told me that while he respected my personal choices, his patrons didn't feel comfortable with someone who used to be a man using the women's restroom. He thought I was a transsexual. I am a naturally-born female. FML

#424816 (251)

I agree, your life sucks (238811) - you deserved it (19658)

On 03/17/2009 at 9:24pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

#86179 (702)

I agree, your life sucks (569231) - you deserved it (51275)

On 02/20/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by Mick (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my boss fired me via text message. I don't have a text messaging plan. I paid $0.25 to get fired. FML

#19556 (271)

I agree, your life sucks (1147) - you deserved it (17289)

On 02/10/2009 at 12:36am - misc - by maxthndr (man) - United States



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