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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 8 April 1990 (25 years)
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About lil_funki_sis : my life is pretty good over all but it has its FML momments:P

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Today, while I was out to eat, I was approached by the restaurant manager. He told me that while he respected my personal choices, his patrons didn't feel comfortable with someone who used to be a man using the women's restroom. He thought I was a transsexual. I am a naturally-born female. FML


I agree, your life sucks (365138) - you deserved it (34479)

On 03/17/2009 at 9:24pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML


I agree, your life sucks (820806) - you deserved it (90003)

On 02/20/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by Mick (man) - United States (Colorado)

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