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Today, my boss made me wear reindeer antlers to promote the Christmas spirit. There are still 5 weeks till Christmas. FML
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On 11/16/2009 at 5:40am - work - by bakergirl (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I found out that our water tank has had a dead crow rotting in it for days. I took showers and brushed my teeth with dead crow soup. FML
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On 11/05/2009 at 10:26am - misc - by aqua88 (woman) - Malaysia (Selangor)
Today, I found out that our water tank has had a dead crow rotting in it for days. I took showers and brushed my teeth with dead crow soup. FML
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On 11/05/2009 at 10:26am - misc - by aqua88 (woman) - Malaysia (Selangor)
Today, my parents, who are divorced, were arguing over who has to pay for my bus pass. They decided they wouldn't pay unless the other one did too. Neither will pay the £60 it'll cost for my bus pass. I now have to walk to school every day, in freezing winter weather. It's 9 miles. Each way. FML
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On 11/04/2009 at 3:00pm - misc - by Walker (woman) - United Kingdom (Coventry)
Today, I got my crush's phone number. I started texting him and once I told him who it was, he stopped replying. FML
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On 11/03/2009 at 10:17pm - love - by tbanana95 (woman) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, my research partner emails me 2 hours before our deadline saying that she can't complete her half of our 20 page report because when she woke up this morning she couldn't see. How did she write the email? FML
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On 10/18/2009 at 11:04pm - misc - by NUsConstantine (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I fainted on the sidewalk. When I woke up, I was still lying on the sidewalk, people were stepping over me and my purse was gone. FML
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On 10/06/2009 at 1:25am - misc - by blackedout (woman) - Singapore
Today, I joined a small disaster relief group. I remarked to the big, long-haired person beside me that it was surprising that I was the only female in the group. I got a cold stare. Later I asked another volunteer about that person. He answered, "Oh, her? She's my sister." FML
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On 09/30/2009 at 3:30pm - work - by Blurry (woman) - Philippines (Batangas)
Today, my Marine friend got back from his tour of duty overseas. We went out for drinks to celebrate his return. His own form of celebration was to pick a fight with a returning Navy SEAL and his friends. We lost. Badly. FML
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On 09/13/2009 at 2:17am - health - by beaten (man) - United States (Idaho)
Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML
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On 09/07/2009 at 9:32am - love - by GasAttack (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I tried to wash my cat in the shower, conveniently naked myself. He disapproved, scratching my man-parts and nicking a vein. I just got back from the hospital with a blood infection, swollen nuts, and an hole in my butt where I had to get a shot of antibiotics. FML
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On 09/03/2009 at 3:55pm - health - by keeperstride (man) - United States (California)
Today, I discovered a bunch of emails from my old account that weren't forwarded to my new one. Because of this, I missed a job offer and all the emails from my long distance boyfriend asking if he could visit. I still don't have a job and I broke up with him because he "failed to communicate." FML
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On 08/26/2009 at 2:18am - misc - by technologyfail (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I had to take out the trash at work and I kept trying to throw it in the dumpster. After five tries I finally made it in. I was feeling pretty good since the bag was heavy. That was until I turned around and saw about 30 of my coworkers applauding and laughing at me. FML
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On 08/24/2009 at 9:45pm - work - by Sailorjoe (man) - United States (Hawaii)
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