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lightyoruichi
  • Town/Country : Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 11 May 1988 (25 years)
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Today, my girlfriend's mother called her in the bedroom for a serious talk. I overheard them arguing and yelling at each other. It turns out her mother found a condom next to her garbage. We got caught because her cat swallowed the condom and threw it up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52390) - you deserved it (18203)

On 05/01/2009 at 10:28am - intimacy - by badluckdrew (man) - United States (Wisconsin)



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