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Today, I saw Thor and I wanted to see how realistic it was to be swinging a hammer around. Wrong idea. I ended up unconscious on the ground for ten whole minutes. FML

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On 06/08/2012 at 4:09am - misc - by runner2731 - United States (Ohio)

Today, my husband dropped his pants and said, "Why don't you go down and say hello." This is his idea of foreplay. FML

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On 09/13/2011 at 6:11am - intimacy - by notinterested (woman) - United States

Today, I realized that the place that my brothers and I would find soggy balloons and blow them up when we were younger is where the prostitutes take their clients. We were blowing up used condoms for a good part of our childhood. FML

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On 09/12/2011 at 12:15pm - intimacy - by IbetIgotAIDS (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I found out that all the everyday Spanish words and phrases my boyfriend has been teaching me have very vulgar meanings. I found this out after I said a few to our waitress. FML

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On 09/09/2011 at 6:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, to save money, I bought some meat in bulk. When I got home, I was told that power to the neighborhood was out, and probably would be for days. Rather than let the meat rot, I barbecued it all and gave it away to my neighbors. The power came on while everyone was eating. FML

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On 09/09/2011 at 5:17pm - misc - by SoCalStoopid (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I left my book on the plane after I'd finished reading it. The flight attendant thought I'd forgotten it, so he chased me through the airport, past security, past customs, and past baggage claims. I didn't have the heart to tell him I left it on purpose. FML

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On 09/07/2011 at 1:05am - work - by sad - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I wanted to show my teenage daughter what we did when I was her age. We used to breakdance, so I stuck on a Grandmaster Flash track, and tried some old moves on the living room floor. I spun out of control, smacked my head into a wall and pulled a back muscle. FML

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On 08/19/2011 at 3:13am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I walked in on my mom and her friends comparing the differences in their nipples. FML

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On 07/22/2011 at 12:11am - misc - by oliverP123 - United States (New York)

Today, in the early hours of the morning, my cat started scratching at my legs. I got out of bed and he raced me to the stairs, tripping me. I fell all the way down and landed in cat poop. FML

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On 05/13/2011 at 12:23pm - animals - by crazycat - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, I locked myself in the bathroom and started spanking the ferret. I started to get really into it when my dad started pounding on the door and yelled, "Son, that's great staying power, but can you finish up already?" FML

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On 05/06/2011 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Saudi Arabia



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