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About lifes_surprises : Im clumsy and the stuff that happens to me are shocking and confusing.
I agree, their lives suck
200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.
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Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Today, I realized that the air freshener in my bathroom and the air freshener in my girlfriend's bedroom are the exact same scent. Now, every time I go to the bathroom I get an erection, and every time my girlfriend and I have sex in her room, I think about shitting. FML
Friday 17 October 2014