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About lifes_surprises : Im clumsy and the stuff that happens to me are shocking and confusing.
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Today, I realized that the air freshener in my bathroom and the air freshener in my girlfriend's bedroom are the exact same scent. Now, every time I go to the bathroom I get an erection, and every time my girlfriend and I have sex in her room, I think about shitting. FML
Friday 19 December 2014