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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 1 December 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 394
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About lifes_surprises : Im clumsy and the stuff that happens to me are shocking and confusing.

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Today, I realized that the air freshener in my bathroom and the air freshener in my girlfriend's bedroom are the exact same scent. Now, every time I go to the bathroom I get an erection, and every time my girlfriend and I have sex in her room, I think about shitting. FML


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On 02/11/2013 at 11:59pm - intimacy - by thefriedman (man) - United States (California)

Today, my husband sent me a text before heading home from work. All it said was, "Need a fuck. Backed up to hell. You're about to shower face first in a fire hydrant." Love you too, hun. FML


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On 01/18/2013 at 3:59pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend called and asked me why I love him. I told him because he's always there for me and continues to put up with my bipolar disorder. He promptly said "not anymore" and hung up. FML


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