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lifeof_toad

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 2 May 1995 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 184
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About lifeof_toad : Hello, you can call me Kat. All I really do here is laugh at the FML's.

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Today, I saw a bulge in my friend's pocket. I poked it and asked, "What'cha got there?" He said, "Uh, that's my dick, Mike." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40419) - you deserved it (25484)

On 08/12/2014 at 1:05pm - intimacy - by not a dick-man (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my friends thought it would be funny to slip a condom under my pillow at boot camp. The staff found out, I got bitched out for 30 minutes straight, and now I have to put a condom on the grip of any rifle I'm issued for a week. My new callsign is "Love Glove". FML

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On 06/21/2014 at 5:42pm - misc - by LoveGlove (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I broke my dominant hand. My teacher insists we hand-write our essays. I called and asked if it was okay for me to type up the essays. She said no. I have two essays due tomorrow, which count for half my grade. FML

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