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About lifeof_toad : Hello, you can call me Kat. All I really do here is laugh at the FML's.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
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Today, my friends thought it would be funny to slip a condom under my pillow at boot camp. The staff found out, I got bitched out for 30 minutes straight, and now I have to put a condom on the grip of any rifle I'm issued for a week. My new callsign is "Love Glove". FML
Friday 18 July 2014