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  • Birth Date : Thursday 20 August 1992 (22 years)
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About liebe_dich : Hallo! I\'m Mika. I\'m 18. I live in Berlin, Germany. I like to make new friends so message me if you\'d like.

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Today, I have been pissing blood for 2 hours, ever since some douche in a Nixon mask ran up and slugged me in the kidney. FML

#17981728
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32219) - you deserved it (2070)

On 10/14/2011 at 11:09am - health - by Nixontones - United States (Illinois)

Today, my mom was convinced that the lawn gnomes we bought from Wal-Mart were secretly conspiring to kill us. FML

#17487537
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28599) - you deserved it (3413)

On 08/16/2011 at 2:52am - misc - by Stevie - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my girlfriend, who is very self conscious about her body, finally decided to have sex with me. She told me to wait a few minutes, so I did. I stripped and turned around to find her in a one-piece swimsuit, with a hole cut out of the crotch. FML

#17088739
429 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73687) - you deserved it (7680)

On 07/13/2011 at 1:02am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I was so hungover, I started yelling at inanimate objects. My mom walked in on me calling my cereal a "worthless piece of shit sent from the bowels of Hell." FML

#16950938
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10232) - you deserved it (43111)

On 07/02/2011 at 4:54pm - misc - by Cowgirl_Up37 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend tried to tell me that he was worried our child might not be mine because he was cheating on me when I got pregnant. FML

#16912974
444 comments

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On 06/29/2011 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my girlfriend asked if we could spice up our sex life. She didn't think it was too funny when I laid out all of our spices on the bed. She now refuses to have sex. FML

#16200408
315 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20263) - you deserved it (60869)

On 05/16/2011 at 1:40am - intimacy - by phoenix101 -

Today, I started petting my cousin's Doberman. Now, whenever I stop he growls menacingly. FML

#16166972
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28414) - you deserved it (4870)

On 05/14/2011 at 1:44am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I had to blow my nose. Trying to be a considerate roommate, I tiptoed over to the bathroom in the dark, which would have been fine, if I hadn't tripped over a chair and crushed the art project that she's been working on for the past month. FML

#14622379
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25586) - you deserved it (7380)

On 01/18/2011 at 2:05am - misc - by mel - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to blow my nose. Trying to be a considerate roommate, I tiptoed over to the bathroom in the dark, which would have been fine, if I hadn't tripped over a chair and crushed the art project that she's been working on for the past month. FML

#14622379
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25586) - you deserved it (7380)

On 01/18/2011 at 2:05am - misc - by mel - United States (Texas)

Today, I met the girl who dumped me because the distance between us was too great. We're in the same city again. She's now dating a Marine in Iraq. FML

#2645
39 comments

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On 01/26/2009 at 10:51am - love - by saywhat - United States (Indiana)

Today, I tried to cuddle Simon, my five year old son. He wriggled away and said: "If you need a teddy bear, go buy one! Or find another Simon!" FML

#697
49 comments

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