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by Muralove / 05/13/2015 at 10:55pm / United States (New Jersey) / Geek
by Anonymous / 05/13/2015 at 1:20pm / Canada (Quebec) / Love
Today, I went to bring my 92-year-old neighbor some cake we had just made. When I walked in, she was wearing pants. That's it. I stared blinking in shock for a few seconds before running away, yelling, "So sorry. I brought you cake. Real tired. Gonna sleep now. Bye." FML
by Nikki / 05/12/2015 at 8:33pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
Today, I wore a pair of shorts a size too big while doing laundry. When I ordered a pizza afterwards and answered the door, I realized I looked a little heavy, so I sucked in my stomach. My shorts fell to the ground in front of the delivery guy. FML
by oops / 05/11/2015 at 12:40pm / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
Today, I had sex with a guy I've liked for ages. We were lying in his bed afterwards, and he mumbled the word "happy". I thought it was really sweet, until he repeated himself. "My girlfriend probably won't be too happy about this." FML
by YouDontSay / 05/10/2015 at 11:35am / Ireland (Dublin) / Intimacy
by pissed / 05/10/2015 at 10:34am / United States (Michigan) / Work
Today, my boyfriend's mum publicly shamed him on Facebook after she caught him having sex under her roof today. Everyone thought it was hilarious, except me. Not because I'm ashamed, but because I'm over 300 miles away right now. FML
by Anonymous / 05/10/2015 at 8:16am / United Kingdom (York) / Love
by Anonymous / 05/09/2015 at 4:50pm / Miscellaneous
Today, my fiancée called off our wedding at the last moment, because her neurotic sister thinks she's "too fat" to be the maid of honor, and says she needs several months to lose weight. So that's a few thousand dollars wasted. My fiancée says I'm "overreacting" and that I "just don't get it". FML
by Anonymous / 05/09/2015 at 3:17pm / United States (Vermont) / Love
Today, I found my 15-year-old son sleeping on the couch. I asked why, and he said he'd rented his room out to someone on Craigslist to make extra money, so he was getting used to sleeping in the living room instead. FML
by Anonymous / 05/08/2015 at 5:19pm / United Kingdom / Kids
by brittrus / 05/08/2015 at 9:44am / Canada (Ontario) / Transportation
by MyNameIsNotJeff / 05/07/2015 at 11:23pm / United States / Animals
by Random737193 / 05/07/2015 at 3:52pm / United States (New Jersey) / Love
by dadoftheyear / 05/06/2015 at 11:27pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, my boyfriend complained that I only respond to his flirtations with exasperation and annoyance. Apparently, grunting and humping my leg like an ill-mannered dog while I'm trying to wash dishes is his way of flirting. FML
by Anonymous / 05/06/2015 at 10:12pm / United States (California) / Intimacy