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About lickastick : I enjoy traveling, eating, sleeping, adventuring, and watching Netflix... Sometimes all at the same time.

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2day on my shift as a nurse, I askd a pregnant woman wat she would name her child. She said she saw the name ( Chlamydia ) on a billboard and decidd to name her daughter that, saying it was ( beautiful. ) I informd her that it was an STD, and she replid, ( Oh, well no one knows that! ) FML

#20482313
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38575) - you deserved it (2535)

On 01/27/2013 at 11:36pm - kids - by andy (woman) - United States (California)

Today, wile moving into new place, I saw new, elderly neigbor sitting on er porc. I ceerfully greeted er wit, ( Hello, ow r you? ) Se simply rocked slowly in er cair and replied, ( Just waiting to die. ) Se was te most ceerful person I met all day.

Today, I realized that the comforting, unique scent of my mother in my childhood was actually the smell of the marijuana she smokes . FML

#20184714
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28907) - you deserved it (3115)

On 11/29/2012 at 10:35pm - misc - by childhoodupinsmoke (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today , I found a limp head of celery in the fridge. I thought it lookd like the squid alien baby from Men in Black. After nursing it fir a couple of hours , giving it food , an rocking it to sleep , my parents found me. Then I realisd it was just celery. Too bad it took that long fir my meds to kick in. FML

#20151986
117 comments

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On 11/07/2012 at 12:11am - misc - by Squid (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

TODAY, AFTER FINISING A SONG DURING KARAOKE, A MAN CAME UP TO ME AND ELD OUT IS AND. QUITE FLATTERED, I SOOK IT, SAID TANKS AND TAT I WAS GLAD E ENJOYED IT. TURNS OUT E WAS NEXT AND JUST WANTED TE MICROPONE. FML

#20049122
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16466) - you deserved it (8582)

On 08/30/2012 at 4:52am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)

Today,hile traveling with my cat, I had a mini-freakouthen I realized that I left his favorite toy in the hotel room. I'm a 30-year-old man. FML

#20030776
108 comments

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On 08/19/2012 at 10:19pm - animals - by speshlk37 (man) - United States

Today, wile on my morning jog, I turnd a corner, an out of nowere, te business end of a bicycle it me straigt in te nuts. As I collapsd, gasping in agony, te guy wo just killd a undrd million of my potential cildren got back on is bike an cycld away witout a word. FML

#20017341
100 comments

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On 08/12/2012 at 7:08pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I decided to be nice an pay a social visit to my slightly deranged grandpa. I ended up politely sitting through two hours of him lecturing me on how he "invented the modern tap", then on how sex is an Illuminati invention to "give sluts the STDs they need to kill us all". FML

#20000913
67 comments

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On 08/03/2012 at 7:50pm - misc - by yeah okay then (man) - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, while I was driving home, some jackas in an open-top sport car overtook us an flippd me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife looool rolld down her window, pulld out her tampon, an launchd it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrifid: me or him. FML

#19793582
405 comments

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On 06/15/2012 at 6:13pm - misc - by 16590 (man) - Sweden

Today , I Had To Collect Mah Daughter From The Hospital. Her Boyfriend Was Even More Upset Than She Was , Cuz His IPhone's Screen Was Damaged Beyond Repair When The Doctor Pulled It Out Of Mah Daughter's Vagina. FML

#19631928
478 comments

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On 05/16/2012 at 12:10pm - intimacy - by smart move there (woman) - Ireland (Kildare)

Yesterday, I was at my grlfriend's ouse 4 te frst time. I crackd a joke tat offendd er, so se gave me te silent treatment. I ad to pee, an since se wouldn't tell me were te batroom was, I went to look 4 it. I walkd in on er parents making love. FML

#19243836
156 comments

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On 03/09/2012 at 1:59am - intimacy - by banned - United States (California)

Today, my parents were coming to visit me at my brand new apartment. I made dinner an served tem te cake my roomate ad left 4 me in te fridge. Tirty minutes after tey left, I was so baked tat I couldn't tink straigt. I still don't know if my parents made it ome. FML

#18579511
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30028) - you deserved it (7664)

On 12/22/2011 at 1:11pm - misc - by Cookie (woman) - South Africa

Today, I Fell Asleep At A Party . I Farted So Loud That I Woke Myself Up . Everyone Heard . FML

#15867292
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29272) - you deserved it (11815)

On 04/20/2011 at 11:24pm - misc - by embarassed (woman) - United States

Today I found out that using a certain hand sanitizer as masturbation lube will put u in the hospital and result in having to wear an adult diaper fir a week. FML

#15542094
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13821) - you deserved it (69308)

On 03/29/2011 at 2:28am - intimacy - by JJMan217 (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, after months of her begging me, I let grlfriend cut hair fir the frst time. It turnd out so badly that we are now "taking a break until it looks normal again." FML

#14338674
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26683) - you deserved it (5343)

On 12/25/2010 at 8:38pm - misc - by badhairday (man) - United States (Nebraska)



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