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lickastick

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2222
  • Number of comments : 60
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About lickastick : I enjoy traveling, eating, sleeping, adventuring, and watching Netflix... Sometimes all at the same time.

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Visits<b>CommanderConcord</b> - the 05/30/2016 at 2:41am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/27/2016 at 3:17pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 03/24/2016 at 2:32pm<b>senor_octubre</b> - the 03/23/2016 at 10:54pm<b>silkyred</b> - the 03/18/2016 at 4:49pm<b>weirdncrazy</b> - the 03/08/2016 at 8:38pm<b>nerdtron430</b> - the 02/17/2016 at 7:29pm<b>Tori_belle</b> - the 02/04/2016 at 6:34pm<b>_kyleG_</b> - the 02/02/2016 at 12:27am<b>negb</b> - the 01/14/2016 at 9:45pm<b>wanted_2_want</b> - the 12/29/2015 at 12:36pm<b>NoBothersForMe</b> - the 12/20/2015 at 3:44pm<b>Seashells77</b> - the 12/16/2015 at 12:54am<b>evanvoss</b> - the 09/27/2015 at 8:25am<b>winniethebitch</b> - the 09/20/2015 at 7:36pm<b>dabaerju</b> - the 09/08/2015 at 11:22pm<b>americanafrican</b> - the 09/08/2015 at 5:23pm<b>balba31</b> - the 08/27/2015 at 6:46pm

Fucked!<b>tin_cup</b> - the 03/06/2016 at 5:04pm<b>Tori_belle</b> - the 01/15/2016 at 4:06am<b>evanvoss</b> - the 08/31/2015 at 9:02pm<b>drcr</b> - the 08/16/2015 at 5:58am<b>MRP360</b> - the 08/08/2015 at 8:19pm<b>keiNan</b> - the 08/08/2015 at 6:58pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 08/08/2015 at 5:30pm<b>kyle_s_97</b> - the 08/08/2015 at 5:15pm<b>dmraya1</b> - the 08/08/2015 at 4:31pm<b>karacakal2</b> - the 07/06/2015 at 5:57pm<b>superwolf33</b> - the 08/31/2014 at 6:11am

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lickastick's favorite FMLs

Today, my husband came too soon during sex. He then tried to pretend it didn't happen and continued. He humped me with a half-erect noodle for about seven minutes before I finally called him out. FML

by Evra / 04/16/2015 at 1:04am / United States / Intimacy

Today, while cleaning my son's room, I found an envelope labelled "PRIVATE AND CONFIDENTIAL" under his bed. I opened it, only to find it was a glitter bomb. I couldn't get it all cleaned off myself before he got home. He just said "HAH! Serves you right!" and went to his room smirking. FML

by Anonymous / 02/28/2015 at 1:11pm / United States (Oregon) / Kids

Today, I was speeding home, bursting to take a crap. I pulled into my driveway and made it inside, before my wife told me the plumber was still working on our pipes. I ended up having to take a crap in my own backyard, behind a tree. FML

by Anonymous / 11/13/2014 at 1:01pm / United States (California) / Health

Today, I excitedly told my mom that I'm pregnant with my second child. She shot back, "You know what's a REAL achievement? Jacking your dad off in church last week without anyone noticing. Aim higher." I really didn't need to know that. FML

by jennabee97 / 11/08/2014 at 6:02pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids

Today, I had an important oral report to deliver with a partner. Not only did he come in late and high, he pronounced Virginia as "Vagina" the whole way through. FML

by Jamestown of Vagina / 09/13/2014 at 10:36am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

Today, while my teacher was demonstrating how to use the ultrasound equipment, we all figured out that I'm pregnant. FML

by whotouchedyou1 / 08/25/2014 at 10:37pm / United States (Texas) / Health

Today, I saw a bulge in my friend's pocket. I poked it and asked, "What'cha got there?" He said, "Uh, that's my dick, Mike." FML

by not a dick-man / 08/12/2014 at 1:05pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy

Today, after a big house party the night before, I woke up with a dry mouth and a pounding hangover. I took a swig from a cup I'd left on my bedside table the night before, thinking it was water. Nope; it was vodka. FML

by shartface12 / 06/06/2014 at 6:01pm / United States (California) / Health

Today, my dad made me stick my gut out and walk around awkwardly, just so I'd look pregnant and let him get away with parking in an "expectant mothers" parking spot. FML

by Not-pregnant / 04/20/2014 at 1:21pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years drunkenly proposed to me, while sitting on the crapper, with the door open. FML

by ShittyProposal / 10/20/2013 at 3:06am / United States (Ohio) / Love

Today, while using a restroom in Walmart, an old lady with a cane hobbled in screaming, "I smell someone making sin!" She would not stop tapping on the door with her cane till I came out. FML

by DreamStatic / 07/28/2013 at 10:16pm / United States (Georgia) / Health

Today, I finished off the last of the BBQ chips in the house. When my 6-year-old sister found out about it, she started screaming, then pulled down her pants and peed on the kitchen floor. My parents, after witnessing the whole thing, bitched me out for upsetting her. FML

by poopiter / 07/27/2013 at 2:31pm / United States (Colorado) / Kids

Today, my phone went off, reminding me to take my birth control. Instead of vibrating as per usual, it rang. The ringtone had been changed to my boyfriend singing "It's birth control time, birth control time, take your pill, or I'll say it ain't mine." I was sitting in a quiet waiting room. FML

by turning red / 07/26/2013 at 9:14pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, trying to flirt with a girl, I was trying to make it out as if I had a great sex life. I got stuck between saying "100% customer satisfaction" and "no complaints" and blurted out "100% customer complaints." FML

by MarkQ95 / 07/21/2013 at 7:58pm / Ireland / Intimacy

Today, I was babysitting a little boy for the first time. He kept using all sorts of profanity toward me the whole evening, so I told his mom when she picked him up. She just grunted and muttered, "Fucking cunt-ass snitch." FML

by Nick / 07/20/2013 at 3:37pm / United States (California) / Money