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About libras_optimism : I am a free thinker. A laid back type chick that does not deal with drama. My escape is through music. I can go on and on, but I think these couple of short sentences suffice.

"Survival is a game of chance, revenge is a calculated plan of action." ~ Ace Hood

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Today, my girlfriend of 3 years left me for a guy whose favorite color is camouflage. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28766) - you deserved it (3496)

On 02/24/2010 at 10:29am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was at the mall in a store looking at movie posters. I turned around and suddenly saw a creepy guy smiling at me, holding his arms out wide. I screamed "holy shit!" really loudly, causing everyone to stop and stare at me funny. Then I realized the creepy man was a cardboard cutout. FML

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On 09/01/2009 at 6:21pm - misc - by becca1417 (woman) - United States (Missouri)



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