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Today, a little girl came up to me and asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" I said, "I'm a girl of course!" She walked away, looking dazed and saying, "Whoa." FML
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On 10/19/2010 at 5:23pm - misc - by lookslikeaboyapparently (woman) - United Kingdom (Falkirk)
Today, in preparation for a presentation at work, I decided to take a handful of vitamins to fight my cold. As I was putting the bottles away, I noticed one of them was a laxative. FML
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On 10/18/2010 at 8:44am - work - by sofakingweetodit - United States (Wisconsin)
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On 10/17/2010 at 9:55am - kids - by Ashley Marshburn - United States (North Carolina)
Today, it was my dad's birthday. As a joke, I got him one of those big erasers that say, "FOR BIG MISTAKES." He opened it, tried to erase me with it, then said, "It doesn't work." and left. FML
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On 10/17/2010 at 2:28am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, my car door and window were broken when a thief broke into my car. Cost to repair the damage? $600. Increase to my car insurance premiums? $40 a month. What'd they steal from my car? A $0.98 chocolate chip cookie. FML
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On 10/16/2010 at 5:54pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I was walking to school. I started running to catch up with my friend. I yelled her name, and she turned around in time to watch me slip on a sheet of ice, fall face first, and pass out. When she ran to my side, I unconsciously peed on her. FML
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On 10/16/2010 at 11:18am - misc - by anonymous - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I held my cousin's new baby, whom I have nicknamed Canteloupe Head. He then reenacted the Exorcist by projectile vomiting all over my lap and shirt. His mom is a firm believer in karma. FML
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On 10/13/2010 at 12:22pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)
Today, I found out my boyfriend is an active member of the suicide forum. He told me I should make an account too. FML
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On 10/10/2010 at 12:33am - love - by lightblue - United States (California)
Today, I received a 7 page text message during school from my mom yelling at me because I ate her cereal. FML
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On 10/09/2010 at 12:39am - misc - by mylifesuckssss - United States
Today, I learned the hard way that leaving eye drops in your car all day makes them scorching hot. FML
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On 10/08/2010 at 5:30pm - health - by Username - Sent from mobile version
Today, I was making my bed which would normally be a simple task, until I leaned into the wooden foot of my bed, and put my entire body weight on my left nut. FML
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On 10/08/2010 at 6:53am - health - by Username - Sent from mobile version
Today, after bringing my dog back inside, he started whining. I thought it was because he wanted his toys, but he was really trying to say, "Help me," as a torpedo of diarrhea exploded out of him, leaving a trail down the hallway. FML
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On 10/06/2010 at 12:01pm - animals - by ukfan - United States
Today, I was at the mall in a store looking at movie posters. I turned around and suddenly saw a creepy guy smiling at me, holding his arms out wide. I screamed "holy shit!" really loudly, causing everyone to stop and stare at me funny. Then I realized the creepy man was a cardboard cutout. FML
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On 09/01/2009 at 6:21pm - misc - by becca1417 (woman) - United States (Missouri)
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