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About libby_a : aye im olivia i usualy have alot of bad luck.. ha my stories are all real...unfortanitly haha but it is wat it is you either like me or you dont i could care less... have a nice day peace :)
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Today, I woke up and looked in the mirror and noticed that my face was covered in glitter. I asked my wife about it and she said she put it on me while I was sleeping so that I would sparkle like Edward from Twilight when I'm in the sunlight. FML
Today, I was eating at a restaurant patio with a few friends. After the waitress cleaned up our table there was a drop of mayonnaise on the table. I wiped it with my finger and licked it. It wasn’t mayo, it was bird shit. FML