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libby_a
  • Town/Country : Erie, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 28 May 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 470
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About libby_a : aye im olivia i usualy have alot of bad luck.. ha my stories are all real...unfortanitly haha but it is wat it is you either like me or you dont i could care less... have a nice day peace :)

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Today, I woke up and looked in the mirror and noticed that my face was covered in glitter. I asked my wife about it and she said she put it on me while I was sleeping so that I would sparkle like Edward from Twilight when I'm in the sunlight. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (56868) - you deserved it (6108)

On 11/28/2009 at 12:32pm - love - by IB6UB9 - United States

Today, I was eating at a restaurant patio with a few friends. After the waitress cleaned up our table there was a drop of mayonnaise on the table. I wiped it with my finger and licked it. It wasn’t mayo, it was bird shit. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28736) - you deserved it (130360)

On 05/07/2009 at 7:36am - animals - by MJ3105 (man) - Israel



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