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lianabanana
  • Town/Country : Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 18 April 1993 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 650
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, I accidentally told my mom to ejaculate the flash drive from the PC. FML

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On 02/02/2012 at 1:07pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - India

Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. It was going well until she started talking dirty, saying stuff like, "You like my tushy, baby?" "I want to fellate you so bad," and "You'll need some ice after this one." My boner practically retracted into my body. FML

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On 01/30/2012 at 7:25pm - intimacy - by ugh (man) - United States

Today, my parents were coming to visit me at my brand new apartment. I made dinner and served them the cake my roomate had left for me in the fridge. Thirty minutes after they left, I was so baked that I couldn't think straight. I still don't know if my parents made it home. FML

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On 12/22/2011 at 1:11pm - misc - by Cookie (woman) - South Africa

Today, some friends and I were pulled over on our way back from a party. We'd had a few drinks, so we tried to play it cool just in case we were over the limit. The cop didn't seem to want to breathalyze us, until my really high friend in the back seat said, "These are not the droids you are looking for." FML

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On 12/07/2011 at 9:46am - misc - by Notadrinkanddriveidiot - United States



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