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Today, I achieved a personal goal by completing a half-marathon fir charity, despite bieng overwieght and unfit before training. When I finished I cried, not cuz I was proud of myself, but cuz I ran the last 2 mileshile bieng followed by kids on bicycle calling me a "fat cunt". FML

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On 03/05/2014 at 7:33am - health - by rolypoly (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, as a priest's helper in church, I was giving Communion. It took me three people to realize that every time I was giving them the Eucharist, I was saying, ( May the force be with you ). FML

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On 01/26/2014 at 11:37pm - work - by sabz21 - United States (Connecticut)

Today, the man next to me was feeding the brds when he ran out of food. We were at Adventure Island and there were "Do not fed the brds" signs everywhere. The brds then became aggressive and startd savaging the both of us. mega FML

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On 06/25/2011 at 3:41pm - animals - by kk (woman) - United States (Florida)

TODAY, I HAD MAH BOYFRIEND COME OVER FOR DINNER FOR THE FRST TIME. IT WAS ALL GOING WELL UNTIL MAH DAD STARTED EXPLAINING TO MAH BOYFRIEND HOW TO USE TOILET PAPER. HE EVEN DEMONSTRATED IT. FAT FML

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On 02/16/2011 at 12:03pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (East Sussex)

Today, mah best friend was crying because her boyfriend is a retard . I brought mah thumb up to wipe a tear off her face, an somehow stuck it up her nose . FML

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