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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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Today, I woke up finding myself violently humping my pillow. My mom recorded it. FML

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178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63070) - you deserved it (12237)

On 07/04/2009 at 4:58am - intimacy - by R_U_CEREAL (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my boyfriend and I took a late night drive, and after a while he stopped at a gas station and asked if I wanted anything I replied "guess". He came out and gave me a box of tampons. Apparently I've been bitchy. FML

#3112345
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15599) - you deserved it (64988)

On 06/22/2009 at 3:47am - misc - by tamp (woman) - United States (Montana)

Today, I slept over at my friend's house but forgot my glasses. When I woke up in the morning, I came out of his room and forcefully kicked what I thought was a soccer ball on the floor. Turns out it was his miniature poodle - it fell down a long flight of stairs. FML

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285 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29515) - you deserved it (108084)

On 03/19/2009 at 1:15am - misc - by JohnMackSquirts (man) - United States (California)



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