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Today, I kneeled down to tie my shoe and sneezed, nailing my face off of my knee and breaking my nose. FML

#63782
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47478) - you deserved it (6903)

On 02/17/2009 at 9:43pm - health - by ouchmynose (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear ending the person in front of me. FML

#19361
24 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7393) - you deserved it (53465)

On 02/09/2009 at 11:54pm - misc - by prettyinpurple - United States (Virginia)

Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend. When she asked me to pick up her thong from behind my bed I realized there were two. I didn't pick up hers. FML

#18252
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15500) - you deserved it (162457)

On 02/09/2009 at 7:41pm - misc - by Dulieu (man) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I broke the glass of the photocopier trying to photocopy my ass. My boss will be here in five hours. She'll know it was me. I'm the only night guardian. FML

#1986
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6495) - you deserved it (46026)

On 01/21/2009 at 5:03am - work - by Wititipwitpwit - Sent from mobile version

Today, a driver stole the parking space I was about to pull into. I politely asked him to move. He had a go at me, so I kick his car twice, in front of a few witnesses. The car is fine. I ripped two ligaments in my foot and I'll have a cast for a month. FML

#507
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7469) - you deserved it (38485)

On 12/13/2008 at 7:06am - misc - by Kikinovak - Sent from mobile version

Today, a driver stole the parking space I was about to pull into. I politely asked him to move. He had a go at me, so I kick his car twice, in front of a few witnesses. The car is fine. I ripped two ligaments in my foot and I'll have a cast for a month. FML

#507
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7469) - you deserved it (38485)

On 12/13/2008 at 7:06am - misc - by Kikinovak - Sent from mobile version



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