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About lexypaige : I'm Lexy. I'm 16 and will join the army as a combat medic right out of high school. Always looking for other people either in or looking to join the military so message me.
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Today, there was a forest fire in my town. I was still forced to go to school, as it was safer. A lot of people decided not to go, and we ended up doing nothing but watching the news reports. There, I got to see my house burning on live TV. FML
Today, I was wearing a letterman jacket that had my school name and "Okinawa Japan" on the back. A high school kid walks up to me and says, "I can't forgive you people for bombing Pearl Harbor." I'm black. FML
Friday 18 April 2014