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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 9 September 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 412
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About lexypaige : I'm 17 and am currently waiting to go to BCT for the U.S. Army. :)

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lexypaige's favorite FMLs

Today, I came home from the army and explained to my family how tough it was there. Then, as I was walking away, I stubbed my toe on the couch, fell and cried. FML

#21036979
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43240) - you deserved it (14880)

On 01/23/2014 at 7:53am - misc - by MarBlu - United States

Today, there was a forest fire in my town. I was still forced to go to school, as it was safer. A lot of people decided not to go, and we ended up doing nothing but watching the news reports. There, I got to see my house burning on live TV. FML

#21030359
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67541) - you deserved it (4140)

On 01/16/2014 at 10:42pm - misc - by Fire sucks. (man) - United States

Today, I was wearing a letterman jacket that had my school name and "Okinawa Japan" on the back. A high school kid walks up to me and says, "I can't forgive you people for bombing Pearl Harbor." I'm black. FML

#20938215
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41942) - you deserved it (3688)

On 10/29/2013 at 6:31pm - misc - by The_FN_Gunny - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I told my son to go clean his mess of a room. He yelled, "Dobby has no master! Dobby is a free elf!" and walked off. He turned 18 a week ago. FML

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321 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26095) - you deserved it (12385)

On 07/25/2012 at 6:54am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)



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