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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 9 September 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 395
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About lexypaige : I'm Lexy. I'm 17 and will join the army as a combat medic right out of high school. Always looking for other people either in or looking to join the military so message me.

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Today, I came home from the army and explained to my family how tough it was there. Then, as I was walking away, I stubbed my toe on the couch, fell and cried. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42725) - you deserved it (14659)

On 01/23/2014 at 7:53am - misc - by MarBlu - United States

Today, there was a forest fire in my town. I was still forced to go to school, as it was safer. A lot of people decided not to go, and we ended up doing nothing but watching the news reports. There, I got to see my house burning on live TV. FML


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On 01/16/2014 at 10:42pm - misc - by Fire sucks. (man) - United States

Today, I was wearing a letterman jacket that had my school name and "Okinawa Japan" on the back. A high school kid walks up to me and says, "I can't forgive you people for bombing Pearl Harbor." I'm black. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41904) - you deserved it (3686)

On 10/29/2013 at 6:31pm - misc - by The_FN_Gunny - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I told my son to go clean his mess of a room. He yelled, "Dobby has no master! Dobby is a free elf!" and walked off. He turned 18 a week ago. FML


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On 07/25/2012 at 6:54am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)

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