About lexxiii : This site makes me happy because I like seeing other people in pain along with me. Always live life to the fullest, though. You never know when it will be gone.
I love kittens, science, and film all in that order.
My boyfriend is pretty cool too.
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Today, I was driving my motorcycle, and I noticed someone was in the ditch, so I went to go help them. When the ambulance showed up, they ran over my bike, totaling it. FML
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On 06/18/2011 at 9:11pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (New Brunswick)
Today, I realised I'm sitting at home alone on a Friday night, watching a documentary online about decomposing elephants. FML
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Today, my friend sent me an online money transfer. After forgetting the password and locking myself out of my account, I had to phone up the bank and have it reset. I was prompted to answer the security question, which was "What, what?" I had to say "In the butt." to get my money. FML
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On 06/14/2011 at 1:57pm - money - by notinthebutt (woman) - United States (Minnesota)
Today, I'm trying to come up with a plausible explanation for my co-workers as to why I have stitches in my face. I'm not sure I want to admit that I was clawed by a pigeon as I opened my garage door. FML
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On 06/10/2011 at 7:07pm - misc - by Anonyme - France (Rhone-Alpes)
Today, while in class, I desperately had to fart. Someone in the room had a coughing fit, so I took that as the chance to let it out. When I was about to release, the coughing stopped. I couldn't stop in time. FML
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On 06/08/2011 at 12:47pm - love - by anonymous - United States (Louisiana)
Today, after spending thousands of dollars and several years pursuing a higher education so I could get a high paying job doing something that requires skill and brainpower, I finally got my first job offer after months of searching. I will be cleaning houses. FML
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On 06/07/2011 at 1:05pm - work - by disappointed (woman) - United States (Idaho)
Today, while I was mowing the lawn in my backyard, I ran over a glass bottle. My legs looked like a disco ball. FML
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On 05/24/2011 at 8:33am - health - by tash (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, as I was standing in the checkout line in a store, my six year old daughter proudly announced to everyone that I fell asleep on the toilet last night. FML
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On 05/23/2011 at 12:57am - kids - by sleepy (woman) - United States (Colorado)
Today, my dad demonstrated just how incredibly illiterate he is. He sent me a chain email about the awful lives of people with "Asparagus syndrome". FML
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On 05/07/2011 at 1:38pm - misc - by K. - United States (Florida)
Today, I met my new neighbors when they backed into my parked car. FML
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On 05/03/2011 at 8:04am - misc - by Mayshod -
Today, I met my new neighbors when they backed into my parked car. FML
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On 05/03/2011 at 8:04am - misc - by Mayshod -
Today, I celebrated my birthday with a few friends at home. As I bent down over my cake, my friend pushed my face into it. The baker should have told me she put in a stick to support the cake. FML
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On 04/25/2011 at 1:01am - misc - by Mr. Headshot -
Today, while shopping at American Eagle, I found the same "$1,500" wedding ring my fiancé proposed to me with, marked on sale for $10.95. FML
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On 04/24/2011 at 1:56am - love - by kyla - United States (California)
Today, I fell asleep at a party. I farted so loud that I woke myself up. Everyone heard. FML
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On 04/20/2011 at 11:24pm - misc - by embarassed (woman) - United States
Today, my cat took a shit in my toaster. FML
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On 04/19/2011 at 10:21pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States
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