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lexxiii

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  • Number of visits : 8195
  • Number of comments : 90
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 19 posted

About lexxiii : This site makes me happy because I like seeing other people in pain along with me. Always live life to the fullest, though. You never know when it will be gone.

I love kittens, science, and film all in that order.

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lexxiii's favorite FMLs

Today, a client shouted at me over something that had nothing to do with me. She put such effort into shouting that she farted in my office. FML

#19331410
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23077) - you deserved it (1824)

On 03/23/2012 at 5:44am - work - by ANNIEDBD - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, a client shouted at me over something that had nothing to do with me. She put such effort into shouting that she farted in my office. FML

#19331410
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23077) - you deserved it (1824)

On 03/23/2012 at 5:44am - work - by ANNIEDBD - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I went to see a dinosaur exhibition with my mum. We walked around and saw a huge dinosaur, made of plastic and rubber. She was very disappointed, saying that she thought there would be real live dinosaurs for us to see. FML

#19309330
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26564) - you deserved it (2274)

On 03/19/2012 at 7:43pm - animals - by bibi (woman) - Slovenia (Bohinj)

Today, a little girl looked at me and yelled "Mommy look, there's a real leprechaun!" FML

#19296318
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23938) - you deserved it (2416)

On 03/17/2012 at 8:48pm - kids - by Redhead4life (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I got threatened with a gun through the drive thru speaker because I didn't offer some guy any pies to go with his meal. FML

#19291503
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25017) - you deserved it (2898)

On 03/17/2012 at 12:37am - work - by CDeVeney92 - United States (Texas)

Today, the only thing that cheered me up was a documentary about IKEA, and seeing how my furniture was made. FML

#19181492
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18337) - you deserved it (3744)

On 02/28/2012 at 10:51am - misc - by sadgirl (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today, I was at a choir convention, and everyone sings the national anthem outside their rooms each night. I was not informed and took a shower. My roommates opened the door, yanked me out, and locked me out of the room to sing wearing just a towel. The guy down the hall was video taping it. FML

#19054485
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22631) - you deserved it (3796)

On 02/12/2012 at 3:07am - misc - by TowelSinger (woman) -

Today, my dog attacked me because I had a chicken costume on for a party. I'm currently in a hospital, dressed as a chicken, waiting for medical assistance. FML

#19046512
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25430) - you deserved it (4188)

On 02/11/2012 at 5:19am - animals - by lulu - United States (Ohio)

Today, my dog attacked me because I had a chicken costume on for a party. I'm currently in a hospital, dressed as a chicken, waiting for medical assistance. FML

#19046512
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25430) - you deserved it (4188)

On 02/11/2012 at 5:19am - animals - by lulu - United States (Ohio)

Today, I pulled into a parking lot and waited for a car to back out so I could take their spot. The apparently batshit insane psychopath in the other car managed to completely overlook me waving him out, and backed straight into my car. FML

#19002086
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18610) - you deserved it (4522)

On 02/05/2012 at 3:41pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, some guy hit my car and then threatened to sue me for "parking my car in such a way that it was impossible not to hit it." My car was in the driveway. FML

#18998594
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30297) - you deserved it (2087)

On 02/05/2012 at 3:08am - misc - by dreefsa - United States (California)

Today, I found out how it feels when a refrigerator door unhinges and falls on your toes. FML

#18965724
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28108) - you deserved it (2143)

On 02/01/2012 at 12:06am - health - by kb - United States (Texas)

Today, I drove home from work, only to find both my next-door neighbours loudly arguing in the middle of my driveway. I got out and asked them what the hell was going on, only to find out one of their inbred kids had put a brick through my back window, and each is claiming the other did it. FML

#18954545
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22400) - you deserved it (2000)

On 01/30/2012 at 6:45pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, while I was washing my hands, I sneezed so hard that I smacked my head against the faucet. I now have a lump the size of a goose egg on my head. I'm not sure if it's going to hatch, or if that's just the brain damage talking. FML

#18933385
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21160) - you deserved it (3353)

On 01/28/2012 at 12:09pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I drove into a cluster of dustbins thanks to my dozy cat who'd managed to get into my car, fall asleep, and wake up while I was driving to work. I lost control when I was startled by him staring at me in the rear-view mirror. FML

#18842582
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23665) - you deserved it (4866)

On 01/18/2012 at 6:30am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - Australia



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