About lexxiii : This site makes me happy because I like seeing other people in pain along with me. Always live life to the fullest, though. You never know when it will be gone.
I love kittens, science, and film all in that order.
My boyfriend is pretty cool too.
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Today, I woke up in jail charged with a DWI. I wasn't drinking last night and the only thing I remember is taking my prescription sleep medicine and lying down. FML
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On 03/25/2012 at 9:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States
Today, a client shouted at me over something that had nothing to do with me. She put such effort into shouting that she farted in my office. FML
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On 03/23/2012 at 5:44am - work - by ANNIEDBD - Ireland (Dublin)
Today, a client shouted at me over something that had nothing to do with me. She put such effort into shouting that she farted in my office. FML
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On 03/23/2012 at 5:44am - work - by ANNIEDBD - Ireland (Dublin)
Today, I went to see a dinosaur exhibition with my mum. We walked around and saw a huge dinosaur, made of plastic and rubber. She was very disappointed, saying that she thought there would be real live dinosaurs for us to see. FML
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On 03/19/2012 at 7:43pm - animals - by bibi (woman) - Slovenia (Bohinj)
Today, a little girl looked at me and yelled "Mommy look, there's a real leprechaun!" FML
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On 03/17/2012 at 8:48pm - kids - by Redhead4life (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, I got threatened with a gun through the drive thru speaker because I didn't offer some guy any pies to go with his meal. FML
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On 03/17/2012 at 12:37am - work - by CDeVeney92 - United States (Texas)
Today, the only thing that cheered me up was a documentary about IKEA, and seeing how my furniture was made. FML
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On 02/28/2012 at 10:51am - misc - by sadgirl (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)
Today, I was at a choir convention, and everyone sings the national anthem outside their rooms each night. I was not informed and took a shower. My roommates opened the door, yanked me out, and locked me out of the room to sing wearing just a towel. The guy down the hall was video taping it. FML
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Today, my dog attacked me because I had a chicken costume on for a party. I'm currently in a hospital, dressed as a chicken, waiting for medical assistance. FML
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On 02/11/2012 at 5:19am - animals - by lulu - United States (Ohio)
Today, my dog attacked me because I had a chicken costume on for a party. I'm currently in a hospital, dressed as a chicken, waiting for medical assistance. FML
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On 02/11/2012 at 5:19am - animals - by lulu - United States (Ohio)
Today, I pulled into a parking lot and waited for a car to back out so I could take their spot. The apparently batshit insane psychopath in the other car managed to completely overlook me waving him out, and backed straight into my car. FML
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On 02/05/2012 at 3:41pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, some guy hit my car and then threatened to sue me for "parking my car in such a way that it was impossible not to hit it." My car was in the driveway. FML
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On 02/05/2012 at 3:08am - misc - by dreefsa - United States (California)
Today, I found out how it feels when a refrigerator door unhinges and falls on your toes. FML
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On 02/01/2012 at 12:06am - health - by kb - United States (Texas)
Today, I drove home from work, only to find both my next-door neighbours loudly arguing in the middle of my driveway. I got out and asked them what the hell was going on, only to find out one of their inbred kids had put a brick through my back window, and each is claiming the other did it. FML
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On 01/30/2012 at 6:45pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom
Today, while I was washing my hands, I sneezed so hard that I smacked my head against the faucet. I now have a lump the size of a goose egg on my head. I'm not sure if it's going to hatch, or if that's just the brain damage talking. FML
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On 01/28/2012 at 12:09pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)
Wednesday 15 May 2013
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