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lexxiii

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  • Number of visits : 7966
  • Number of comments : 90
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 19 posted

About lexxiii : This site makes me happy because I like seeing other people in pain along with me. Always live life to the fullest, though. You never know when it will be gone.

I love kittens, science, and film all in that order.

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lexxiii's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out that if you whistle Christmas carols while shitting in a public bathroom, a little boy might just look under the stall to see if Santa is pooping. FML

#19784207
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13190) - you deserved it (23665)

On 06/13/2012 at 9:17pm - misc - by ww2freak - United States (Virginia)

Today, I had an interview for my dream job. I was offered coffee and a donut. It was going well until I took a bite of the donut and started choking on it. I coughed so hard I ended up vomiting into his garbage can. FML

#19781489
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23796) - you deserved it (3248)

On 06/13/2012 at 10:50am - work - by lonelyharts86 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I came home to my boyfriend emptying his bowels into my aquarium. FML

#19775676
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28271) - you deserved it (2756)

On 06/12/2012 at 9:02am - love - by fledermausi (woman) - Hungary (Budapest)

Today, my boyfriend called me, panicking. Apparently he had a headache, but wasn't concentrating on what tablets he grabbed, and accidentally took tablets for "relief of period pain". He was convinced he was going to grow ovaries overnight. FML

#19697677
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23305) - you deserved it (2468)

On 05/29/2012 at 3:54am - health - by sopheeah - Australia (Victoria)

Today, we got a call that my brother stuck a rock up his nose and couldn't get it out. My mom had to pick him up and take him to the hospital. My brother is 20. FML

#19666346
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22478) - you deserved it (1758)

On 05/23/2012 at 2:13am - misc - by littlebigbrother - Japan

Today, I spilled boiling water on my legs. A coworker told me that putting mustard on the burn would heal it. I ended up at the emergency room. When people walked by I could hear them say "it smells like hot dogs". FML

#19651204
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20696) - you deserved it (7949)

On 05/20/2012 at 11:03am - health - by jcdc - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to collect my daughter from the hospital. Her boyfriend was even more upset than she was, because his iPhone's screen was damaged beyond repair when the doctor pulled it out of my daughter's vagina. FML

#19631928
478 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49407) - you deserved it (4594)

On 05/16/2012 at 12:10pm - intimacy - by smart move there (woman) - Ireland (Kildare)

Today, after 4 days of constipation, I finally pooped. Sadly, I was not on the toilet. FML

#19619815
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28228) - you deserved it (2663)

On 05/13/2012 at 11:14pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I realized that all the times I checked behind the shower curtain before peeing didn't prepare me for what to do if someone was actually there. FML

#19616275
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30474) - you deserved it (3576)

On 05/13/2012 at 11:12am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was at the gym trying to impress a hot girl, so I put an extra 30 pounds on the bar, I lowered, pushed... and pooped. FML

#19572377
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13242) - you deserved it (41584)

On 05/04/2012 at 8:49am - health - by authorsubmit - United States

Today, my mother made me see the doctor to see if I had irritable bowel syndrome, on the account of how often I go to the restroom. I then had to admit I only go in there to get away from my family. My doctor thought it was hilarious. My mom didn't. FML

#19440053
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25303) - you deserved it (2916)

On 04/09/2012 at 10:51pm - health - by emoflowers - United States (Texas)

Today, I went to a new deli in town. While waiting in line, I hadn't made up my mind on what to order, so I let the guy behind me go instead. Turns out he was the hundredth customer, and they gave him his lunch for free. FML

#19429984
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30552) - you deserved it (8587)

On 04/08/2012 at 1:18pm - money - by kirsty - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my daughter decided to wake me up by putting the vacuum in my hair and turning it on. FML

#19393049
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24398) - you deserved it (2476)

On 04/02/2012 at 1:38am - kids - by baldspot (woman) - Australia

Today, I dislocated my elbow chasing my cat around the hardwood floors of my house in knee-high socks and wiping out going around a corner. The doctors suggested that I not tell people how it happened. FML

#19362512
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10458) - you deserved it (17733)

On 03/28/2012 at 8:00am - health - by hikari_chan_xo - United States (Michigan)

Today, I woke up in jail charged with a DWI. I wasn't drinking last night and the only thing I remember is taking my prescription sleep medicine and lying down. FML

#19347272
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28303) - you deserved it (2224)

On 03/25/2012 at 9:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States



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