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lexxiii
  • Town/Country : US
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  • Number of visits : 4628
  • Number of comments : 90
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 19 posted

About lexxiii : This site makes me happy because I like seeing other people in pain along with me. Always live life to the fullest, though. You never know when it will be gone.

I love kittens, science, and film all in that order.

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Today, my husband invited his boss and his wife to dinner. During the meal, I tasted the wine and apologised for its bad quality, somewhat annoyed: "Dont drink that, I'll go and look for another bottle." Unfortunately, it was our guests who had brought the wine in question. FML

#416
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I agree, your life sucks (18945) - you deserved it (8262)

On 11/29/2008 at 11:11am - misc - by Buzz - Sent from mobile version

Today, while shopping for a pair of shoes, I saw a pair I really liked lying around, so I sat down to try them on. Then, a man came up to me and pointed out that they were actually his shoes. FML

#407
21 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16377) - you deserved it (4381)

On 11/28/2008 at 5:28am - misc - by Gregory - Sent from mobile version

Today, I dropped my keys in the drain. Thankfully, my new flat mate generously offered his help to reach the keys via flower pot. FML

#244
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15835) - you deserved it (3506)

On 11/07/2008 at 9:18am - misc - by Mandoune - Finland (Western Finland)

Today, as I was taking my three year old daughter home from daycare, she asked where her daddy was. I tried to tell her that I was her father, but she answered, "No, not you! My other daddy!" I've got some talking to do tonight. FML

#142
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I agree, your life sucks (56300) - you deserved it (3240)

On 10/29/2008 at 7:57am - kids - by LifeSucks - Canada (Quebec)



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