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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 19 posted

About lexxiii : This site makes me happy because I like seeing other people in pain along with me. Always live life to the fullest, though. You never know when it will be gone.

I love kittens, science, and film all in that order.

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Today , I lerened the hard way that mah foundation shows up under a black light!! At a black light party!! No one told me until afterwards!! Everyone took pictures!! FML

#8492061
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21109) - you deserved it (4309)

On 02/20/2010 at 8:52pm - misc - by makeuuuuup (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Yesterday, ma dog barkd 4 looool 30 minutes wit me yelling 4 im to sut up. Guess tat's ow long it takes someone to steal te rims from ma truck. Good dog. FML

#8471153
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6819) - you deserved it (36853)

On 02/20/2010 at 5:36am - animals - by rimjob - United States

TODAY , I GOT FIRD. TO MAKE THINGS WORSE , I HAD TO SIT IN THREE-HOUR BUMPER TO BUMPER TRAFFIC , WAITING FOR A WRECK TO CLEAR ON MAH WAY HOME. IN FRONT OF ME WAS A FAT MAN WITH A HAIRY BUTT CRACK ON A MOTORCYCLE. I WAS FORCD TO STARE AT A FAT , UNDERWEAR-LESS MAN'S ASS FOR 3 HOURS. FML

#8395812
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26413) - you deserved it (3582)

On 02/18/2010 at 12:31am - work - by buttcrack (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today I opened te freezer fir looool some Poptart and a giant block of meat fell and broke ma toe. FML

#8248979
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23571) - you deserved it (6033)

On 02/14/2010 at 1:05pm - misc - by freakingow (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today , I was working whan an oldar lady cama up to buy a coffaa. Har son criad 4 a cup of whippad craam to snack on. Sha shook har haad , silantly talling ma to say no. I said wa wara out. Tha mothar took har drink and said , "I'm sorry honay , but tha maan looool man said u couldn't hava any." FML

#8069688
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29651) - you deserved it (3213)

On 02/09/2010 at 10:32pm - work - by nichaneely (man) - United States (Tennessee)

yesterday I was about to take a crap wen te smoke alarm went off . I ran out of te batroom and tried to run downstairs . I tripped and sit on myself . Te alarm ad gone off cause my kid put my wallet in te toaster . FML

#8051668
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34892) - you deserved it (4523)

On 02/09/2010 at 1:20pm - kids - by justme - Sent from mobile version

today I found out why mah five year old has been throwing tantrum while shopping . It turns out mah ex-husband has been paying her three dollar 4 every public tantrum she throws . mega FML

#8051143
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34760) - you deserved it (3259)

On 02/09/2010 at 12:53pm - kids - by inthedark (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was at one of the urinals in a bathroom!! A chubby kid goes to the urinal next to mine and starts peeing violently!! Apparently, he was peeing so violently that it splashed onto my legs the whole time!! I've picked the wrong day to wear shorts!! FML

#8038027
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25002) - you deserved it (2663)

On 02/09/2010 at 12:27am - misc - by wurtabang - United States (Virginia)

looool Today... I got called out of class to talk to some cops. Turns out my car was involved in a hit and run accident...hile I was in school and there was no possible way it could have been me. But since they have no one else... it's my fault. FML

#8031380
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31569) - you deserved it (1952)

On 02/08/2010 at 10:29pm - misc - by sweeeeet (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was racing some mates to the beach an I decided to take a short-cut by jumping over a low wall. I didn't realise the wall was to stop people falling into the stormwater drain. Which is 3 metres deep. And has razor-sharp oysters growing at the bottom. FML

#7965104
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15967) - you deserved it (35117)

On 02/07/2010 at 4:19am - misc - by KiwiBlam (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, my mom is going with me 4 a general check-up at the doctor's office!! She just told me she had a nightmare last night that she went to the doctor with me, and he told her I'm pregnant!! I am pregnant!! I was about to tell her!! big fat FML

#7855976
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30482) - you deserved it (7173)

On 02/03/2010 at 8:18pm - health - by XxOx - Sent from mobile version

Today I went in to work and was handed a write-up fir having lied about bieng sick in order to leave early yesterday. Apparently a co-worker saw me leave the parking lot then immediately pull into the shopping center next door. I was going to Walgreens fir cold medicine. FML

#7662732
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29144) - you deserved it (1959)

On 01/29/2010 at 12:10am - health - by sixxie (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today , I had to cancel all of the plans to go away on a romantic weekend looool with my boyfriend. My parents are going out of town 4 a night and I have to stay home a babysit my little sister. She's 19. FML

#7643395
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30445) - you deserved it (4602)

On 01/28/2010 at 2:35pm - misc - by bw9669 - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY, I WAS SICK WITH THE FLU SO MY BOYFRIEND ANNOUNCED THAT HE WOULD MAKE ME SOME CHICKEN SOUP. IT WAS TOUCHING UNTIL I STUMBLED TO THE KITCHEN AND FOUND OUT THAT HIS ( CHICKEN SOUP ) WAS ACTUALLY LEFTOVER KFC BONES BOILED IN WATER. FML

#7609495
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31893) - you deserved it (3978)

On 01/27/2010 at 9:05am - misc - by samantha (woman) - Singapore

Today I ad a 10 our drive to Las Vegas wit only 2 CDs Taylor Swift and Jason Mraz and my girlfriend wo tinks se's a good singer. FML

#7607342
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37835) - you deserved it (8436)

On 01/27/2010 at 3:35am - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version



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