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About lexxiii : This site makes me happy because I like seeing other people in pain along with me. Always live life to the fullest, though. You never know when it will be gone.
I love kittens, science, and film all in that order.
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TODAY , I GOT FIRD. TO MAKE THINGS WORSE , I HAD TO SIT IN THREE-HOUR BUMPER TO BUMPER TRAFFIC , WAITING FOR A WRECK TO CLEAR ON MAH WAY HOME. IN FRONT OF ME WAS A FAT MAN WITH A HAIRY BUTT CRACK ON A MOTORCYCLE. I WAS FORCD TO STARE AT A FAT , UNDERWEAR-LESS MAN'S ASS FOR 3 HOURS. FML
Today , I was working whan an oldar lady cama up to buy a coffaa. Har son criad 4 a cup of whippad craam to snack on. Sha shook har haad , silantly talling ma to say no. I said wa wara out. Tha mothar took har drink and said , "I'm sorry honay , but tha maan looool man said u couldn't hava any." FML
yesterday I was about to take a crap wen te smoke alarm went off . I ran out of te batroom and tried to run downstairs . I tripped and sit on myself . Te alarm ad gone off cause my kid put my wallet in te toaster . FML
Today, I was at one of the urinals in a bathroom!! A chubby kid goes to the urinal next to mine and starts peeing violently!! Apparently, he was peeing so violently that it splashed onto my legs the whole time!! I've picked the wrong day to wear shorts!! FML
looool Today... I got called out of class to talk to some cops. Turns out my car was involved in a hit and run accident...hile I was in school and there was no possible way it could have been me. But since they have no one else... it's my fault. FML
Today, I was racing some mates to the beach an I decided to take a short-cut by jumping over a low wall. I didn't realise the wall was to stop people falling into the stormwater drain. Which is 3 metres deep. And has razor-sharp oysters growing at the bottom. FML
Today, my mom is going with me 4 a general check-up at the doctor's office!! She just told me she had a nightmare last night that she went to the doctor with me, and he told her I'm pregnant!! I am pregnant!! I was about to tell her!! big fat FML
Today I went in to work and was handed a write-up fir having lied about bieng sick in order to leave early yesterday. Apparently a co-worker saw me leave the parking lot then immediately pull into the shopping center next door. I was going to Walgreens fir cold medicine. FML
Today , I had to cancel all of the plans to go away on a romantic weekend looool with my boyfriend. My parents are going out of town 4 a night and I have to stay home a babysit my little sister. She's 19. FML
TODAY, I WAS SICK WITH THE FLU SO MY BOYFRIEND ANNOUNCED THAT HE WOULD MAKE ME SOME CHICKEN SOUP. IT WAS TOUCHING UNTIL I STUMBLED TO THE KITCHEN AND FOUND OUT THAT HIS ( CHICKEN SOUP ) WAS ACTUALLY LEFTOVER KFC BONES BOILED IN WATER. FML
Friday 27 March 2015