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About lexxiii : This site makes me happy because I like seeing other people in pain along with me. Always live life to the fullest, though. You never know when it will be gone.

I love kittens, science, and film all in that order.

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Today, I got a call from my five-year-old son's principal, my son had pooped in the school yard then gave the teacher a ziploc bag and commanded her to pick it up. He said he was trying to imitate our dog. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39396) - you deserved it (5857)

On 03/15/2011 at 10:05pm - kids - by anonymous -

Today, eating my weight in breadsticks at Olive Garden and trying to relive my childhood via a pogo stick was not a good combination. My new shoes are now a different color. FML


I agree, your life sucks (7776) - you deserved it (36129)

On 03/13/2011 at 8:20pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, while at the bakery section of my local supermarket, I heard the beat of what I assumed was a song playing. I really got into it, and bobbed my head and danced a little. After getting some strange looks, I realized the "beat" was a machine mixing frosting. FML


I agree, your life sucks (12720) - you deserved it (39295)

On 03/12/2011 at 10:09pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, while stuck in a traffic jam, my son silently changed my gear to reverse. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41217) - you deserved it (6777)

On 03/09/2011 at 4:52am - kids - by Anonymous - India (Karnataka)

Today, while sleeping, I heard an explosion. My neighbor then knocked on my door and informed me that he had just hit my car with shrapnel from a cannon. Not only do I not have a car to drive, but I also have to put this claim on my insurance due to my neighbor being on welfare. FML

Today, I learned that if I don't clean out the litter box everyday, my cat will resort to shitting in the laundry basket. FML


I agree, your life sucks (12668) - you deserved it (32896)

On 03/03/2011 at 7:45pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, to punish me for being hungover, my roommate blasted the bagpipe version of "Amazing Grace" through his stereo. FML


I agree, your life sucks (13601) - you deserved it (33416)

On 02/26/2011 at 5:59pm - misc - by jm_track - United States (Montana)

Today, I went to see my banker. As we were finishing everything up, I leaned forward to sign something. As I went back to sit down, my 2 year old pulled the chair out from under me, and I crashed down to the floor. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25873) - you deserved it (5444)

On 02/24/2011 at 8:56pm - kids - by Gretchen -

Today, while at a work meeting, I finally summoned up the courage to share and express my opinions about unprofessionalism in the office. After the meeting, I went to clean up, only to notice in the bathroom mirror that I'd had a booger pasted across my forehead throughout the meeting. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20600) - you deserved it (22143)

On 02/24/2011 at 3:27am - misc - by Eric Forrest - United States (Utah)

Today, I had to get into my house via the dog flap because my mom changed the locks. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30703) - you deserved it (4267)

On 02/18/2011 at 4:18pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was walking to the shops when I saw my friend about 10 metres in front of me, waiting at the traffic lights, by herself. Jokingly, I shouted out "Who's that really ugly person waiting at the lights?" The girl turned around. It wasn't my friend. FML


I agree, your life sucks (10936) - you deserved it (42560)

On 02/07/2011 at 6:43am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I drove a friend to the emergency room because he thought he had appendicitis. While sitting in the waiting room, I got puked on by a child. My friend's diagnosis? Gas. So he also farted all the way home. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28535) - you deserved it (2913)

On 02/02/2011 at 4:07pm - misc - by alephnull (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I braved the winter weather conditions to get to a clinic for a prescription anti-diarrhea medication. When I arrived to find it closed, I turned around to walk to my car where I slipped on the ice. The impact made me simultaneously bruise my elbow and shit myself. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34999) - you deserved it (3416)

On 01/21/2011 at 10:13am - health - by chelseaface (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my dad’s best friend, who has been his business associate for the past 28 years, took me to a Star Wars store for my 18th birthday. He put on a Darth Vader helmet, and imitating his voice, said: "I am your father." I laughed. It wasn’t a joke. FML


I agree, your life sucks (47661) - you deserved it (3269) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 4:53am - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, as I'm pregnant, my mom came over to do some nice things for me, such as clean my kitchen and cook a large pot of my favorite soup. When she left, I took a nap, planning to eat later. I woke up to find my roommates had trashed my kitchen and eaten all my soup. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32764) - you deserved it (4185)

On 01/11/2011 at 4:43am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

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