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  • Number of visits : 256
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About lexisJO : Small town girl. This shit just makes me feel better about life.

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Today, my girlfriend and my parents staged an intervention, and have asked me to go to rehab. What they want me to go to rehab for? World of Warcraft. FML


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