About lexip1003 : My name is Lexi, I'm in my senior year of high school, and I've been in a relationship with an amazing guy for over 2 years! My family, while slightly overbearing and OCD, are great! I'm pretty redneck, so if you get on m bad side watch out! Otherwise I'm a fun person to talk to and hang out with!
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Today, after getting back from my interior design class, I told my husband that I learned the golden rule for home decor: "Have nothing in your houses that you do not know to be useful or believe to be beautiful." He looked at me dead in the eyes, and didn't say a word. FML
by housedoctor / 02/22/2014 at 6:01am / United Kingdom (Sheffield) / Love
by a2 / 02/06/2014 at 1:57am / Australia (Victoria) / Love
by zippersaremoreimportantthansentiments / 02/01/2014 at 3:11am / United States (Alabama) / Love
by Anonymous / 01/31/2014 at 5:08pm / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. After a while, he started staring at my lady parts, and said my "vag looks like a mockingjay". He then stretched the lips apart like wings and made little "CA-CAW CA-CAW!" sounds. FML
by Goodyear / 01/19/2014 at 10:59pm / United States (Arizona) / Intimacy
Today, my boyfriend started whispering "blowjobbbb" into my ear while we were watching a movie. When I asked him what he was doing, he denied ever saying it and claimed it must have been a subliminal message in the movie. FML
by Subliminal message / 01/19/2014 at 6:21pm / Switzerland / Intimacy
Today, I came home after working on a difficult case. My husband wasn't home so I hopped into bed. My feet felt something and I reached down and picked it up out of the sheets. It was lacy black thongs. I don't own black thongs. FML
by Anonymous / 12/21/2013 at 2:08am / United States (California) / Love
Today, at the doctor's, I had lots of papers to fill out so my boyfriend offered to help. We submitted them and the doctor called me a few minutes later. Under disorders my boyfriend had written, "Major cock craving disorder." The doctor couldn't stop giggling. FML
by Never Going Back To The Doctor / 07/04/2013 at 3:03am / United States / Intimacy
by Beestings / 03/24/2013 at 1:14am / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 02/18/2013 at 2:44am / Canada (Quebec) / Kids
by Anonymous / 01/14/2013 at 7:21pm / Canada (Newfoundland) / Miscellaneous
by weave9z / 09/03/2012 at 10:08pm / Canada (Quebec) / Miscellaneous
by Bad Mommy / 06/21/2012 at 1:40am / United States (California) / Kids
Today, at my job as a lifeguard, I told a teenager to, "Walk please." He then threw his soda at me as he ran away. We aren't allowed off stand unless it's an emergency, so I baked in that soda for 30 minutes. FML
by emonsteadman / 05/28/2012 at 10:05am / United States (Texas) / Work
by Anonymous / 03/13/2012 at 12:08pm / United States (Texas) / Health