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About lexim1130 : Im Lexi, I'm into cars I smoke I drink fuck it its life . I love tattoos and piercings, got 11 piercings, 9 tatts but plan on getting everything filled up. Not on this much anymore, wanna talk ask for my snapchat👌🏻
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Today, I was at Basic Training for the Army when I got a package in the mail from my friends back home. You are required to open your packages in front of your drill sergeants and peers at Basic. When I opened it, it was a dildo. FML
Friday 26 June 2015