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About lexim1130 : Im Lexi, im going to culinary school, I'm into cars and gaming. I love tattoos and piercings, got 11 piercings, only 7 tatts but plan on getting everything filled up. Message me if you'd like I'm not that much of a bitch. Don't like me? Then fuck off(:
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Today, I was at Basic Training for the Army when I got a package in the mail from my friends back home. You are required to open your packages in front of your drill sergeants and peers at Basic. When I opened it, it was a dildo. FML
Tuesday 3 March 2015