lexiieeex3

Search for a member

Online

lexiieeex3

386Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 12042
  • Number of comments : 787
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 26 posted

About lexiieeex3 : My life is a fantastic joke. Enjoy as I rant about it.

lexiieeex3's page activity

Visits<b>Laxinitup</b> - the 07/28/2016 at 12:53am<b>jds14</b> - the 07/26/2016 at 1:26pm<b>frankenstine</b> - the 07/26/2016 at 11:44am<b>prinzess</b> - the 07/26/2016 at 6:32am<b>thepeniswrinkler</b> - the 07/25/2016 at 11:47pm<b>werepyre007</b> - the 07/21/2016 at 4:22am<b>slapstick1982</b> - the 07/20/2016 at 7:41pm<b>big_sam1991</b> - the 07/20/2016 at 5:01pm<b>SurfingPichu</b> - the 07/19/2016 at 2:39pm<b>Mons</b> - the 07/18/2016 at 9:32am<b>feven</b> - the 07/15/2016 at 8:28am<b>blahityblah</b> - the 07/14/2016 at 11:06pm<b>lambda</b> - the 07/14/2016 at 1:05am<b>Motocrosskid87</b> - the 07/13/2016 at 2:05pm<b>vaas90</b> - the 07/13/2016 at 3:47am<b>AngusEcrivain</b> - the 07/13/2016 at 3:32am<b>alanvazquez1</b> - the 07/12/2016 at 8:27pm<b>srinivasawesum</b> - the 07/11/2016 at 7:09am

Fucked!<b>prinzess</b> - the 07/26/2016 at 12:32pm<b>werepyre007</b> - the 07/21/2016 at 10:22am<b>alanvazquez1</b> - the 07/13/2016 at 2:27am<b>kunal222</b> - the 07/10/2016 at 3:21am<b>ruler805</b> - the 07/09/2016 at 11:24pm<b>decoydualist</b> - the 07/09/2016 at 1:29pm<b>dtut</b> - the 07/09/2016 at 11:03am<b>thatguy240</b> - the 07/09/2016 at 10:17am<b>TyroneLeBron</b> - the 07/06/2016 at 10:41am<b>I_Like_Boobs</b> - the 06/17/2016 at 3:44am<b>jogihoppa8343</b> - the 06/11/2016 at 8:00pm<b>karacakal2</b> - the 06/08/2016 at 12:13am<b>jamieblue6</b> - the 06/07/2016 at 11:44pm<b>Iz15</b> - the 06/06/2016 at 9:59am<b>IAmPotatoe</b> - the 06/05/2016 at 9:47pm<b>prodigy57271</b> - the 06/05/2016 at 7:21am<b>ADBurns</b> - the 06/05/2016 at 6:50am<b>ManUtdFan743</b> - the 06/02/2016 at 12:41pm

lexiieeex3's FML badges

Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

See all of lexiieeex3's badges

lexiieeex3's favorite FMLs

Today, my idiot sister had to have her aged dog put down, then she posts on MY Facebook page, "RIP, Buddy, we'll miss you." My adult children and most of my friends thought I died. FML

by SmittyJA24 / 05/19/2014 at 10:38pm / United States (Idaho) / Miscellaneous

Today, at my job at a fast-food restaurant, I once again got called into the men's bathroom to break up sex between two homeless people. FML

by thepixies842 / 05/19/2014 at 11:34am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, I took my son to lunch. After we ate, the waitress came over and told me that my son was the most well-behaved child they had ever had there. His response was to pull his pants down and moon the entire restaurant while smacking his bottom. FML

by BekkyLove15 / 05/18/2014 at 8:12pm / United Kingdom (Hampshire) / Kids

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, I had to call a plumber out, because my idiot daughter clogged the pipes while trying to flush a hamburger down the toilet. FML

by her mom raised her / 05/17/2014 at 1:30pm / Mexico / Kids

Today, a guy asked for my number at the grocery store, but I politely told him I wasn't interested. He followed me home and took a shit on my doorstep. FML

by Anonymous / 05/11/2014 at 8:14pm / New Zealand (Hawke's Bay) / Love

Today, my four year old son came into the restroom while I was applying my make-up, and asked me "Mommy, are you putting on make-up so that someone will love you?" FML

by unlovedmommy / 05/08/2014 at 5:49pm / United States (Texas) / Kids

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, while working at Home Depot, a customer tried to engage me in a conversation about which gardening tool would "hypothetically" be the best to kill his wife with. FML

by Anonymous / 05/06/2014 at 6:47pm / United States (Nevada) / Work

Today, my mom discovered a new way to get over her breakup: yodelling. FML

by shylahrc / 05/03/2014 at 7:51pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, the man sitting next to me on the train tried to sneak a dead cat into my bag while I was sleeping. FML

by now have a cat / 04/24/2014 at 4:52pm / United States (Illinois) / Animals

Today, I walked in on my son holding a lighter to the end of a pen and sniffing the fumes. Apparently he thought it would get him high. FML

by wah wah "you raised him" / 04/22/2014 at 2:59pm / United States (California) / Kids

Today, my guide dog sneezed so hard that it slammed its head on the floor and knocked itself out. I have to trust this dog with my life. FML

by Anonymous / 04/20/2014 at 12:03am / United States (Idaho) / Animals

Today, I was eating an apple in class. When I went to take a big bite, my teeth went right through the apple, causing me to scrape the apple right up my face. My nose then started to bleed. I'm now known as the girl who punched herself in the face with an apple. FML

by Nose bleed / 04/15/2014 at 10:48pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Health

Today, in an attempt to potty train my step-son, my boyfriend and I put underwear on him, hoping that when he peed himself, he would realize using the potty is the way to go. Instead, he peed while sitting on the couch, got up, took off the underwear, and then switched seats. FML

by Anonymous / 04/07/2014 at 1:43pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids

Today, after cleaning my house because I'd thrown a party all weekend while my parents were gone, I still got caught because somebody tried to make beer popsicles with Q-Tips in the ice trays in my freezer. FML

by trp007 / 04/06/2014 at 11:03pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous

Today, my phone rang just seconds after I left a conference meeting to go use the restroom. It wouldn't have been a problem, except it seems one of my friends thought it would be funny to change my ringtone to a woman having an orgasm. FML

by King_of_hearts / 04/04/2014 at 7:46pm / United States (Indiana) / Work