About lexiieeex3 : My life is a fantastic joke. Enjoy as I rant about it.
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by her mom raised her / 05/17/2014 at 1:30pm / Mexico / Kids
by Anonymous / 05/11/2014 at 8:14pm / New Zealand (Hawke's Bay) / Love
by unlovedmommy / 05/08/2014 at 5:49pm / United States (Texas) / Kids
by Anonymous / 05/06/2014 at 6:47pm / United States (Nevada) / Work
by shylahrc / 05/03/2014 at 7:51pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by now have a cat / 04/24/2014 at 4:52pm / United States (Illinois) / Animals
by wah wah "you raised him" / 04/22/2014 at 2:59pm / United States (California) / Kids
by Anonymous / 04/20/2014 at 12:03am / United States (Idaho) / Animals
Today, I was eating an apple in class. When I went to take a big bite, my teeth went right through the apple, causing me to scrape the apple right up my face. My nose then started to bleed. I'm now known as the girl who punched herself in the face with an apple. FML
by Nose bleed / 04/15/2014 at 10:48pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Health
Today, in an attempt to potty train my step-son, my boyfriend and I put underwear on him, hoping that when he peed himself, he would realize using the potty is the way to go. Instead, he peed while sitting on the couch, got up, took off the underwear, and then switched seats. FML
by Anonymous / 04/07/2014 at 1:43pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
Today, after cleaning my house because I'd thrown a party all weekend while my parents were gone, I still got caught because somebody tried to make beer popsicles with Q-Tips in the ice trays in my freezer. FML
by trp007 / 04/06/2014 at 11:03pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
Today, my phone rang just seconds after I left a conference meeting to go use the restroom. It wouldn't have been a problem, except it seems one of my friends thought it would be funny to change my ringtone to a woman having an orgasm. FML
by King_of_hearts / 04/04/2014 at 7:46pm / United States (Indiana) / Work
Today, I met a really nice girl at a club, and we went back to my place. I was finally going to lose my virginity, but just as she started kissing me, I panicked and ended up fainting. When I came to, I was still clothed, and she was long gone. FML
by ohai ur hawt, wanna fuzzzZzZZzzZzz / 04/04/2014 at 7:20pm / Mexico (Distrito Federal) / Love
by derped-out sperm / 04/01/2014 at 5:41pm / Ireland / Kids
Today, my parents and I attended the funeral of my husband's mother. It was open-casket, and my parents went to take a look. My mum muttered, "With a dress that tacky, no wonder she died", and my dad chuckled. A fight quickly erupted, and the police were called. FML
by disgusted / 03/29/2014 at 5:31pm / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous