About lexiieeex3 : My life is a fantastic joke. Enjoy as I rant about it.
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by braceforcarnage / 12/02/2014 at 10:42am / United States / Love
by hellalegit / 11/07/2014 at 1:26am / United States (California) / Kids
by Purple / 11/05/2014 at 8:12pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by subduedbeast / 10/27/2014 at 2:48pm / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 10/25/2014 at 11:28pm / United States (Oregon) / Geek
Today, my 9-year-old daughter was acting out and wouldn't do her homework. I told her that if she didn't study, she wouldn't get her acceptance letter from Hogwarts. She looked into my eyes, straight through to my soul and said, "Hogwarts isn't real, retard." FML
by Anonymous / 10/18/2014 at 3:29pm / United Kingdom / Kids
Today, I watched from my office window as a couple maneuvered their car to squash a dead pigeon flat on the road. I then watched as they got out of the car, set up tripods and started taking photos of it. FML
by JenniferMay / 10/14/2014 at 6:35am / United Kingdom / Work
by Forge / 10/11/2014 at 10:43am / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by queenmeme / 10/08/2014 at 2:02am / United States (California) / Animals
by epic174 / 10/07/2014 at 6:15pm / United States / Holidays
Today, my little sister decided the best way to cheat on a test is to take someone else's test, scratch through their name in pencil, and write her name underneath. She starts high school next semester. FML
by Anonymous / 10/07/2014 at 12:06pm / United States / Kids
Today, my loving five-year-old daughter started singing Christmas carols again. Ones that she made up herself, of course. Including "Walking in a fucking wonderland" and "Rudolph the red nosed asshole". FML
by SaintGoobers / 10/06/2014 at 4:24pm / United States (New York) / Kids
by Anonymous / 09/26/2014 at 5:07pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by disgusted / 09/25/2014 at 12:03am / United States (Maine) / Kids
by clairebear104 / 09/18/2014 at 11:15pm / United States (Kentucky) / Love
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was eating my lunch. When I opened my mouth to eat a spoonful of rice, a bee flew right…