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About lexiieeex3 : My life is a fantastic joke. Enjoy as I rant about it.
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Today, my two-year-old daughter's favourite word is 'No'. After leaving her with my sixteen-year-old brother, she now knows other N words as well. Niet, Nein, Non and Never. Her teenage uncle thinks it's hilarious. FML
Today.. . a customer came into McDonalds and placed his order . He insisted on putting each coin on the counter rather than handing them straight to me.. . because he doesn't like touching "poor people" . FML
Taday mah coworkers and I were comparing the backgrounds we have on our phones . They pretty much sum up our love lives; everyone else's background is a photo of their boyfriend or girlfriend looool . Mine's a photo of a lifeless desert . FML
Today after ignoring mah concern an declaring that "safety equipment's 4 pussies" mah husband went rock climbing 4 the first time. He only sprained his ankle but is acting like it's broken. He's now playing video games in bed an pissing in a bucket cuz walking is "too painful". FML
TODAY, I WENT 4 A ROMANTIC, ANNIVERSARY MEAL WITH MY WIFE. IT WAS AMAZING, UNTIL WE HAD TO RUSH HOME HALFWAY THROUGH BECAUSE OUR DAUGHTER RANG, INFORMING US THAT HER 20-YEAR-OLD SISTER HAD BROKEN HER WRIST TRYING TO JUMP FROM THE ROOF, ONTO THE TRAMPOLINE AN INTO THE POOL. SHE 'MISCALCULATED'. FML
2day as I was picking up my 5-year-old brother from school, he hugged a grl from his class to say goodbye . His classmate's mom and I looked at each other, thinking it was adorable, until my brother decided to dry hump the side of his classmate's thigh . FML
Taday I was driving my 7-year-old daughter to school , when out of nowhere a brd smashed into the windshield !! Instead of screaming or being traumatized by the gore like me , my daughter started laughing , eventually calling the brd a ( stupid bastard ) !! FML
Friday 27 March 2015