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About lexiieeex3 : My life is a fantastic joke. Enjoy as I rant about it.

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Today.. . I listend to a little grl explain ow er scabs taste great wit lemon juice . FML

#21240451
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40703) - you deserved it (3878)

On 08/18/2014 at 11:13am - kids - by Stellarum (woman) - Mexico (Distrito Federal)

Today, my two-year-old daughter's favourite word is 'No'. After leaving her with my sixteen-year-old brother, she now knows other N words as well. Niet, Nein, Non and Never. Her teenage uncle thinks it's hilarious. FML

#21240415
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36554) - you deserved it (6064)

On 08/18/2014 at 9:26am - kids - by 919191 (woman) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today... I asked 10-year-old son wat e wants to been e grows up. He smiled broadly and said "A porn star!" FML

#21237548
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38342) - you deserved it (6022)

On 08/14/2014 at 4:44pm - kids - by cahsecuel (woman) - France (Midi-Pyrenees)

Today.. . a customer came into McDonalds and placed his order . He insisted on putting each coin on the counter rather than handing them straight to me.. . because he doesn't like touching "poor people" . FML

#21234971
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46611) - you deserved it (3678)

On 08/11/2014 at 3:54pm - work - by poorman (man) - United States (California)

Taday mah coworkers and I were comparing the backgrounds we have on our phones . They pretty much sum up our love lives; everyone else's background is a photo of their boyfriend or girlfriend looool . Mine's a photo of a lifeless desert . FML

#21235038
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36356) - you deserved it (4462) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 08/11/2014 at 3:05pm - love - by Fennec (man) - Sent from mobile version

Today after ignoring mah concern an declaring that "safety equipment's 4 pussies" mah husband went rock climbing 4 the first time. He only sprained his ankle but is acting like it's broken. He's now playing video games in bed an pissing in a bucket cuz walking is "too painful". FML

#21234823
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41212) - you deserved it (4543)

On 08/11/2014 at 12:27pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today , I saw a customer at the restaurant I work at lovingly petting his cheeseburger andhispering sweet promises to it . FML

#21234388
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35110) - you deserved it (3329)

On 08/10/2014 at 10:22pm - work - by weirded out (man) - United States (California)

Today, idiot son tried to get a veteran's discount at American Eagle cuz he's "a fifth prestige" on Call of Duty. FML

#21233179
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42272) - you deserved it (6147)

On 08/09/2014 at 9:31am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

TODAY, I WENT 4 A ROMANTIC, ANNIVERSARY MEAL WITH MY WIFE. IT WAS AMAZING, UNTIL WE HAD TO RUSH HOME HALFWAY THROUGH BECAUSE OUR DAUGHTER RANG, INFORMING US THAT HER 20-YEAR-OLD SISTER HAD BROKEN HER WRIST TRYING TO JUMP FROM THE ROOF, ONTO THE TRAMPOLINE AN INTO THE POOL. SHE 'MISCALCULATED'. FML

#21230823
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39917) - you deserved it (3260)

On 08/06/2014 at 9:21am - kids - by We raised that fool (man) - United Kingdom (Derby)

Today... my boyfriend wanted to take me out on a date. He doesn't have a car... but he said he'd borrow transport from his neighbor. He showed up at my house on a ride-on lawn mower. mega FML

#21213104
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47830) - you deserved it (6809)

On 07/18/2014 at 4:21pm - love - by Lisa (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today I was stuck on a campus tour with mah subtly racist mother who in an attempt to seem open-mindd deemd it appropriate to refer to our black tour guide as "Sistah". FML

#21205559
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41629) - you deserved it (3620)

On 07/10/2014 at 11:32pm - misc - by look how totally not racist I am! - United States (California)

2day as I was picking up my 5-year-old brother from school, he hugged a grl from his class to say goodbye . His classmate's mom and I looked at each other, thinking it was adorable, until my brother decided to dry hump the side of his classmate's thigh . FML

Today , my grandma got a new boyfriend. She dumped the old one because "His wife was taking too long to die."

#21195046
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51495) - you deserved it (4415)

On 07/01/2014 at 1:31pm - love - by carebear1228 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, It's My Birthday. My Next-door Nieghbours Gave Me A Stool An Some Rope. FML

#21194564
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56291) - you deserved it (5217) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/01/2014 at 12:55am - love - by NosChersVoisins - France (Aquitaine)

Taday I was driving my 7-year-old daughter to school , when out of nowhere a brd smashed into the windshield !! Instead of screaming or being traumatized by the gore like me , my daughter started laughing , eventually calling the brd a ( stupid bastard ) !! FML

#21190484
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46298) - you deserved it (8338)

On 06/27/2014 at 4:22pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Spain (Comunidad Valenciana)



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