About lexiieeex3 : My life is a fantastic joke. Enjoy as I rant about it.
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by Anonymous / 02/16/2012 at 2:41pm / United States (Florida) / Kids
by Anon / 02/11/2012 at 10:01pm / United States (Arizona) / Love
Today, my friend's kid chased me with a rusty, sharp tent peg and threatened to kill me. When I finally got him to calm down he ran off to his room. Later, I found the tent peg under his pillow with a note that said my name. My friend thinks it's hilarious. I am staying here for a week. FML
by FuckLife / 02/11/2012 at 8:41am / Australia (Queensland) / Kids
by annon / 02/11/2012 at 1:23am / Canada (British Columbia) / Love
by Emily / 02/07/2012 at 3:39pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/02/2012 at 3:56pm / United Kingdom (Reading) / Love
by Anonymous / 02/02/2012 at 1:07pm / India / Intimacy
Today, my mom was freaking out about me handling a CD-ROM with my bare hands. When I asked her what all the commotion was about, she said she was worried that I would catch "one of those computer viruses" she'd heard about on the news. FML
by aliezzedine / 02/02/2012 at 6:32am / Lebanon / Miscellaneous
by sorrygrandma / 01/31/2012 at 10:34pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
Today, after having finally summoned the nerve to report a guy at my workplace who has been sexually harassing me for months, I got a phone call from my boss. He said that there was nothing he could do about it, because the guy "wouldn't confess." FML
by jaycee / 01/27/2012 at 10:41pm / United States / Work
by sad life / 01/26/2012 at 1:23am / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 01/23/2012 at 7:10pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, a kid from school came to my house. He asked my dad if I was at home, because we were "planning a bit of the old, you know..." and made an obscene gesture. Now I'm grounded for a month, and no matter what I say, my dad won't believe that I've never even spoken to the kid before. FML
by shellski / 01/20/2012 at 8:21pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by anon / 01/18/2012 at 1:29pm / United Kingdom / Intimacy
by involuntary waxing / 01/15/2012 at 4:00am / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy
- Today, I have a 104 fever and in school why? because I can't stay at home for 2 days straight. FML Today I was in the movie theaters, my crush happened to be there. My crush turned around and looked… Today, my mother who knows nothing about technology, asked why the T.V. turned off. She then yelled…