About lexiieeex3 : My life is a fantastic joke. Enjoy as I rant about it.
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by Ashleigh / 03/02/2012 at 5:53pm / Australia / Miscellaneous
Today, I was babysitting a 7 year-old brat. He refused to eat his vegetables, so I forbade him from playing until they were finished. He stomped off upstairs, so I let him cool off for a couple of minutes. When I went upstairs, he had taken scissors to all of his mother's clothes. FML
by Anonymous / 03/02/2012 at 3:30am / Belgium / Kids
Today, my mother surprised me with a new alarm clock. It's attached to a toy car which races around my room with obnoxious sirens going at full blast until I crawl out of bed and turn it off. She says this will be a regular thing. FML
by poop / 02/28/2012 at 2:10am / United States / Transportation
by Anonymous / 02/22/2012 at 12:42am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, I received the first compliment from the opposite sex that I've gotten in months, from an elderly, cross-dressing man in the parking lot of Goodwill. Apparently my clothes look like they'd be "exciting to try on." FML
by mishie1 / 02/21/2012 at 7:44am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Gothicbunnyx3 / 02/20/2012 at 8:43pm / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymoosey / 02/19/2012 at 6:47pm / Canada / Intimacy
by me / 02/19/2012 at 6:37am / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy
Today, I took my grandmother for a spin in my new car. Apparently, she had no idea that seat-warmers exist and that hers was turned on, because fifteen minutes into the ride she started shouting, "My ass is on fire!" causing me to swerve into a pole. FML
by BOOP / 02/17/2012 at 8:25am / United States (Montana) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 02/16/2012 at 2:41pm / United States (Florida) / Kids
by Anon / 02/11/2012 at 10:01pm / United States (Arizona) / Love
Today, my friend's kid chased me with a rusty, sharp tent peg and threatened to kill me. When I finally got him to calm down he ran off to his room. Later, I found the tent peg under his pillow with a note that said my name. My friend thinks it's hilarious. I am staying here for a week. FML
by FuckLife / 02/11/2012 at 8:41am / Australia (Queensland) / Kids
by annon / 02/11/2012 at 1:23am / Canada (British Columbia) / Love
by Emily / 02/07/2012 at 3:39pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/02/2012 at 3:56pm / United Kingdom (Reading) / Love