About lexiieeex3 : My life is a fantastic joke. Enjoy as I rant about it.
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Today, I took my grandmother for a spin in my new car. Apparently, she had no idea that seat-warmers exist and that hers was turned on, because fifteen minutes into the ride she started shouting, "My ass is on fire!" causing me to swerve into a pole. FML
by BOOP / 02/17/2012 at 8:25am / United States (Montana) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 02/16/2012 at 2:41pm / United States (Florida) / Kids
by Anon / 02/11/2012 at 10:01pm / United States (Arizona) / Love
Today, my friend's kid chased me with a rusty, sharp tent peg and threatened to kill me. When I finally got him to calm down he ran off to his room. Later, I found the tent peg under his pillow with a note that said my name. My friend thinks it's hilarious. I am staying here for a week. FML
by FuckLife / 02/11/2012 at 8:41am / Australia (Queensland) / Kids
by annon / 02/11/2012 at 1:23am / Canada (British Columbia) / Love
by Emily / 02/07/2012 at 3:39pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/02/2012 at 3:56pm / United Kingdom (Reading) / Love
by Anonymous / 02/02/2012 at 1:07pm / India / Intimacy
Today, my mom was freaking out about me handling a CD-ROM with my bare hands. When I asked her what all the commotion was about, she said she was worried that I would catch "one of those computer viruses" she'd heard about on the news. FML
by aliezzedine / 02/02/2012 at 6:32am / Lebanon / Miscellaneous
by sorrygrandma / 01/31/2012 at 10:34pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
Today, after having finally summoned the nerve to report a guy at my workplace who has been sexually harassing me for months, I got a phone call from my boss. He said that there was nothing he could do about it, because the guy "wouldn't confess." FML
by jaycee / 01/27/2012 at 10:41pm / United States / Work
by sad life / 01/26/2012 at 1:23am / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 01/23/2012 at 7:10pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, a kid from school came to my house. He asked my dad if I was at home, because we were "planning a bit of the old, you know..." and made an obscene gesture. Now I'm grounded for a month, and no matter what I say, my dad won't believe that I've never even spoken to the kid before. FML
by shellski / 01/20/2012 at 8:21pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by anon / 01/18/2012 at 1:29pm / United Kingdom / Intimacy