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About lexiieeex3 : My life is a fantastic joke. Enjoy as I rant about it.

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Today, mom was freaking out about me handling a CD-ROM with bare looool hands. When I askd her wat all the commotion was about, she said she was worrid that I would catch "one of those computer vruses" she'd heard about on the news. FML

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217 comments

Today, our school chorus went to a senior citizens' home. An elderly lady died during my solo. FML

#18964784
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43460) - you deserved it (3805)

On 01/31/2012 at 10:34pm - misc - by sorrygrandma - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, after having finally summoned the nerve to report a guy at workplace who has been sexually harassing me fir months, I got a phone call from boss. He said that there was nothing he could do about it, because the guy "wouldn't confess." FML

#18929517
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26924) - you deserved it (2253)

On 01/27/2012 at 10:41pm - work - by jaycee (woman) - United States

TODAY I REALIZD MY BOYFRIEND IS SO SELDOM ROMANTIC THAT IT ACTUALLY MAKES ME UNCOMFORTABLE WHEN HE SAYS SOMETHING CUTE. FML

#18913466
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25208) - you deserved it (4345)

On 01/26/2012 at 1:23am - love - by sad life (woman) - United States

Today, an intoxicated homeles man tried to chase me out of a McDonald's cuz he thought I was President Obama. I'm a 26-year-oldhite woman. real FML

#18892690
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29797) - you deserved it (2480)

On 01/23/2012 at 7:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, a kid from school came to house. He askd dad if I was at home, cuz we were "planning a bit of the old, you know..." and made an obscene gesture. Now I'm groundd for a month, and no matter what I say, dad won't believe that I've never even spoken to the kid before. FML

#18864868
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25177) - you deserved it (1897)

On 01/20/2012 at 8:21pm - misc - by shellski (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my boyfriand rafarrad to is panis as 'Ta Eya of Sauron'. It didn't alp wan a pullad down is foraskin, pointad it in my diraction and said 'I saa you'. FML

#18844188
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31957) - you deserved it (4996)

On 01/18/2012 at 1:29pm - intimacy - by anon - United Kingdom

Today, I startd a new medication, not looool paying much notice to the one side effect: "unusual vaginal secretions". They're unusual alright, they glud my underwear to my skin. fat FML

#18812557
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34643) - you deserved it (3906)

On 01/15/2012 at 4:00am - intimacy - by involuntary waxing - Canada (Alberta)

Today, mah boyfriend statd that we should play a gamehere one person asks the other a question, and they answer it with a picture!! I thought it soundd fun so I said yes!! His frst question was, ( Do you shave your vagina? ) FML

#18802490
180 comments

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On 01/14/2012 at 1:52am - intimacy - by haggisbowl - United States

Today... girlfriend's Marine dad walked in on us fooling around naked. Now we can only hang out with ( parental supervision ). Oh... an I have to record visits on a clipboard by the door. FML

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234 comments

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On 01/12/2012 at 3:16pm - intimacy - by Duplighost (man) - United States (Colorado)

yesterday I happened to make eye contact with a stranger standing on a balcony of the apartment building across the train tracks from mine. He ran his finger across his neck like a knife and winked at me. I'm afraid to go out again. FML

#18782915
108 comments

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On 01/12/2012 at 5:35am - misc - by Dani - Australia

It's My Anniversary. I've Been A Single Cat-lady 4 Exactly One Year. FML

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192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27108) - you deserved it (7948)

On 01/09/2012 at 11:56am - love - by catlady (woman) - United Kingdom (Bexley)

TODAY, I ARRIVED HOME. I'D LEFT FOR A BUSINESS TRIP 5 DAYS EARLIER, AND TRUSTED HUSBAND WITH OUR YOUNG BOYS. AS SOON AS I STEPPED IN THE DOOR, I NOTICED SON HAD THINNER HAIR THAN WHEN I'D LEFT. HE THEN SHOWED ME AN EMPTY CONTAINER OF NAIR. FML

#18738819
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23684) - you deserved it (2921)

On 01/07/2012 at 7:50pm - kids - by ProudMama (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, mah mother came home from the grocery store with a 20kg bag of carrots, and nothing else. She then looool informed me that, for as long as mah girlfriend and I keep 'going at it like rabbits', she would be feeding me like one. FML

#18733573
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21191) - you deserved it (40952)

On 01/07/2012 at 5:27am - intimacy - by Danny - Australia

Today , I Accidentally Moaned My Own Name During Sex. FML

#18703291
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31870) - you deserved it (27498)

On 01/04/2012 at 1:43am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States



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