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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 26 posted

About lexiieeex3 : My life is a fantastic joke. Enjoy as I rant about it.

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Today, my boyfriend and I were making love. I've been working on a novel for the past six months, and what would have been mid-way through, I accidentally said the main character's name instead of my boyfriend's. FML

#19688308
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26087) - you deserved it (15854)

On 05/27/2012 at 12:06pm - intimacy - by oh lord - Canada (Ontario)

Today, at work, my friend dared me to answer the next call on my phone by saying, "This is your local sperm bank. You jack it, we pack it." I did it. The person on the phone was my boss. FML

#19682982
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11605) - you deserved it (42888)

On 05/26/2012 at 10:42am - intimacy - by girly girly - United States (Texas)

Today, I am on vacation in the Smoky Mountains with my parents. They just decided to take me to the place I was conceived seventeen years ago: a bench at a public park. FML

#19673132
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25458) - you deserved it (2231)

On 05/24/2012 at 2:59pm - intimacy - by anon - United States (Texas)

Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. He responded by fist pumping. FML

#19641486
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23507) - you deserved it (5011)

On 05/18/2012 at 11:05am - love - by Great. (woman) - United States (Montana)

Today, I was jumped and savagely beaten to the ground by a group of six-year-olds wearing Disney princess masks. FML

#19641324
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24015) - you deserved it (6214)

On 05/18/2012 at 10:13am - kids - by 23yearoldtoddler - United States

Today, I confronted my girlfriend about cheating on me. Her response was that it's not cheating since she is getting paid. FML

#19583870
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42173) - you deserved it (4430)

On 05/06/2012 at 8:13pm - intimacy - by madseason (man) - United States

Today, my turtle, who had a little portion of the garden all to herself, died. My 5-year-old nephew wanted to "be like Mario" by jumping on her. FML

#19576176
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38148) - you deserved it (2486) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/05/2012 at 6:06am - kids - by Grindyloo -

Today, I was working at the local liquor store. An obviously drunk girl stumbles in, grabs two cases of beer and puts them on the counter. Then she grabs a pregnancy test, pees on it right there, shows me, and says, "I'm not pregnant, I want beer." FML

#19572319
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30867) - you deserved it (1934)

On 05/04/2012 at 8:08am - work - by viviham - United States (Texas)

Today, I decided to look at the pictures my mom took during my birthday a couple of weeks ago. Every single one is of my sister. Her lighting the candles, her watching me open presents, and her eating cake. The only pictures of me are in the background. FML

#19569891
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28574) - you deserved it (1662)

On 05/03/2012 at 7:35pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Kansas)

Today, my new dog unburied my old dog and chewed on his bones. FML

#19520416
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44679) - you deserved it (3235)

On 04/24/2012 at 1:42am - animals - by jessica071509 - United States (Arizona)

Today, I had to put one of my preschool students in timeout for masturbating during nap time. FML

#19486028
327 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39404) - you deserved it (3742)

On 04/17/2012 at 8:07pm - intimacy - by lindsaykay - United States

Today, I realized that due to my obsession with House MD, I seem to have subconsciously developed a limp in my right leg. FML

#19400848
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8162) - you deserved it (27248)

On 04/03/2012 at 12:37pm - health - by spougeineye1 - United States (Washington)

Today, I was babysitting this 12 year old. We were watching a movie, and he was being an angel just laying with his head in my lap. He fell asleep so I closed my eyes and had a little nap. When I woke up he had taken my shirt off and was feeling up my boobs. FML

#19343662
366 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42962) - you deserved it (13141)

On 03/25/2012 at 8:09am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was at a concert and a man came up behind and started to grind me. I pushed him away. He came back and pissed on my leg. FML

#19315463
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31000) - you deserved it (3473)

On 03/20/2012 at 6:27pm - misc - by Laura - United Kingdom (South Ayrshire)

Today, my mother and I went to a meeting at my school about a camping trip the students in my grade will be going on. When the time to ask questions came, my mother raised her hand and loudly asked, "What if my child is on their period during the trip?" FML

#19281445
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34869) - you deserved it (2234)

On 03/15/2012 at 3:49am - misc - by Bebefer - United States (California)



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