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About lexiepullen : My name is Lexie; I'm obsessed with platypi, and I am hopelessly in love with my sweetheart Jayson.
That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Between your Facebook account and your FML account, things are no longer complicated: their relationship is official. We like this.
Today, I was sitting cross-legged, idly jerkin' the gherkin. I guess I got slightly carried away, because I zoned out, forgot where I was aiming, and came all over the side of my face, up my nose and into my eye. FML
Today, I went shopping for a new pair of jeans. I was feeling good about the fact that I was going down a waist size until the cashier decided to discuss with me, three co-workers, and the ten other people in line how she didn't even know jeans came in sizes that big. FML
Monday 1 September 2014