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Today, at the bank, my 8-year-old son decided to pull out realistic looking toy gun, and scream "FREEZE! Give me all your money!" The dim-witted bank teller pressed the silent alarm, and I was nearly arrested. FML


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On 07/20/2012 at 6:20am - kids - by great - New Zealand (Waikato)

Today, I was working at the mall as Santa, when a little girl took a shit in my lap. FML


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On 12/12/2011 at 4:45pm - kids - by Santa - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was late to a sold out movie in the theater, so I had to shuffle in during the previews in the dark. I sat down in what I thought was the last vacant seat, but I'd really just sat in a small woman's lap. She was not happy. FML


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On 09/13/2010 at 4:52pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I received a phone call from my son's school. Apparently, for the past week he has been telling everyone "mummy works as a drug dealer." I'm a pharmacist. FML

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