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lexiepie97
  • Town/Country : Venice, LA, California
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 20 September 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 82
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Today, I brought my girlfriend home for the first time. I was really excited to introduce her to my parents, until we found my mother waving around a wooden sword, and my father trying to shove my sister into the dryer. FML

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96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43064) - you deserved it (4604)

On 05/18/2013 at 4:06pm - love - by Mr_poole (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, at the bank, my 8-year-old son decided to pull out realistic looking toy gun, and scream "FREEZE! Give me all your money!" The dim-witted bank teller pressed the silent alarm, and I was nearly arrested. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16106) - you deserved it (23725)

On 07/20/2012 at 6:20am - kids - by great - New Zealand (Waikato)

Today, I was working at the mall as Santa, when a little girl took a shit in my lap. FML

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206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34393) - you deserved it (3696)

On 12/12/2011 at 4:45pm - kids - by Santa - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was late to a sold out movie in the theater, so I had to shuffle in during the previews in the dark. I sat down in what I thought was the last vacant seat, but I'd really just sat in a small woman's lap. She was not happy. FML

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135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18363) - you deserved it (10708)

On 09/13/2010 at 4:52pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I received a phone call from my son's school. Apparently, for the past week he has been telling everyone "mummy works as a drug dealer." I'm a pharmacist. FML



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