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About lexielovesyou : heey[:
imma lexiee,
&&im pretty chill if you get to know me[:
&don't start craap wth me, im not on this thing to gain enimeies..just here for entertainment [:
i play soccer and race dirrtbikes :D
so yeah[: now you know a little aboutt me.
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How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, my car was stolen. From my driveway. By the guy who sold it to me. FML
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On 08/14/2010 at 10:25pm - misc - by carless (woman) - United States (California)
Today, one of my mum's dinner guests walked in on me and my boyfriend kissing, only to let out a horrified scream. Apparently my mum had introduced my boyfriend as her son, as she is embarrassed of my real brother. FML
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On 08/14/2010 at 7:23pm - love - by incestastic - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my best friend thought it would look cool if I recorded her swinging while lying under the swing. She ended up kicking me in the face and laughing so hard she pissed on me. FML
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On 08/14/2010 at 4:43pm - love - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I went to a tanning salon. I guess nobody mentioned that you have to lift your fat rolls or you'll end up with weird stripes where the spray never reached. FML
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On 08/13/2010 at 8:56pm - health - by thatsucks4u - United States (California)
Today, I got all four of my wisdom teeth out. My mom didn't get my prescription for painkillers because she thought I'd get addicted. FML
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On 07/29/2010 at 3:10pm - health - by Richmond24 (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, a friend of mine came to my house with tears in her eyes. I thought she was finally single so I could ask her out. Actually, her mother found out she was dating a girl, so she wants me to be her fake boyfriend as a cover-up. At least we're "dating" now. FML
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On 07/29/2010 at 2:24pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I was cutting the grass on my riding mower. I spent a good 3 hours working on it. When I finished, I got off and went to take a look. It looked the same as when I started. I then realized that I hadn't lowered the mower part. I spent 3 hours just driving around. FML
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On 07/19/2010 at 4:48pm - misc - by Dumbfounded - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I was helping my friend create an online dating profile. When she got her search results, her #1 match was a blonde guy only 10 miles from her. His description: genuine, laid back, and ready for fun. He left off something kind of important. He's already married. To me. FML
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On 07/19/2010 at 1:36pm - love - by betrayed (woman) - United States (Missouri)
Today, I was riding the train and saw a cute guy licking his lips at me. Flattered, I gave him my number when the train stopped. He looked at me and said, "Don't flatter yourself. You have mustard on your face." FML
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On 07/18/2010 at 5:47pm - misc - by anonmys - United States (California)
Today, my wife, daughter, and I get to spend the next 4 hours in the ER. Why? Because we're all throwing up at the same time. At least it counts as a family activity. FML
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On 07/16/2010 at 12:17am - health - by Username - Sent from mobile version
Today, I ran into my boyfriend. The same guy that told me he was still in Florida with his family. FML
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On 07/15/2010 at 12:12am - love - by sunkissedberries - United States
Today, I texted my girlfriend that I'm going to 'lick my professor's ass' instead of 'kick' due to auto-correction on my phone. FML
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On 02/09/2010 at 2:10pm - misc - by kingmetal42 - Sent from mobile version
Today, I was working as a waitress at a wedding. I was trying to clear the tables as quickly as possible and decided to place a half bowl of soup on top of the pile of plates I was carrying. As I was hurrying back to the kitchen I tripped and spilt the soup all over the bride's ivory dress. FML
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On 06/05/2009 at 1:57pm - work - by badwaitress (woman) - United Kingdom (Newport)
Today, I was on a bike ride when a bug flew into my eye. Not wanting to stop, I figured I would just keep that eye closed until I could cry it out. Five seconds later, a bug flew into my other eye. FML
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On 05/17/2009 at 1:17am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)
Today, I was working as a manager of the local movie theater. This six year old came in with no parents or anyone else. When I asked him where his parents were he looked at me and said, "Shut up white boy, I don't have to listen to your shit." I just got told by a six year old. FML
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On 04/13/2009 at 8:44pm - work - by brad3720 (man) - United States (Illinois)
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