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  • Birth Date : Thursday 30 September 1993 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1219
  • Number of comments : 43
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I woke up late to an urgent voicemail from my dad telling me he left me a present in my car. Excited, I went to investigate. I then saw that his "surprise" was fresh fish he had caught. I hate fish, and now my car stinks. FML

#12999692
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21760) - you deserved it (3123)

On 09/11/2010 at 2:19am - misc - by ~JESSICA~ - United States

Today, I found out why I had been waking up feeling like crap for the past week. I found tufts of cat fur in my pillow case, and I am allergic to cats. My little brother thought I would get so sick, and he could have my XBox. FML

#12999181
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28500) - you deserved it (2237)

On 09/11/2010 at 1:31am - health - by fuzzy1895 (man) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I bought a new, expensive face moisturizer. However, it smells like poop. I paid $20 dollars to make my face smell like shit. FML

#12880728
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10986) - you deserved it (27668)

On 09/03/2010 at 2:18am - money - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

Today, I went to the pharmacy and asked the very attractive pharmacist what to do about the terrible itching under my cast. She told me to be a man and deal with it. FML

#8797696
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21483) - you deserved it (7257)

On 03/03/2010 at 11:46am - health - by brokenarm (man) - Germany (Niedersachsen)

Today, I discovered that when business is slow at my family-owned store, my daughter and another employee make a habit of sneaking away to the back room. I have literally been paying this kid to screw around with my daughter. FML

#8446049
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30818) - you deserved it (4732)

On 02/19/2010 at 3:36pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Iowa)

Today, in a sporting goods store, my mom walked over to the other side of the store, when a cute guy came over to talk to me. When she saw this she grabbed a bat, walked over to us and said "If you ever even look at my daughter again, I will beat you shitless." She was serious. He ran. FML

#8354648
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29696) - you deserved it (2219)

On 02/16/2010 at 9:54pm - misc - by batter--up (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my boyfriend of 5 years spent a whole hour making me promise that if he ever died, I would never try to find someone else. FML

#7874367
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29281) - you deserved it (4163)

On 02/04/2010 at 11:12am - love - by confused - Sent from mobile version

Today, I discovered that if you slip on ice, imitating Mario from Super Mario Bros when he attempts to stop himself slipping, won't work in real life. I now have a broken nose, as well as a blood trail running from my driveway into my kitchen. FML

#7568710
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7726) - you deserved it (28023)

On 01/25/2010 at 1:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I slipped on a patch of ice and fell. I would have fallen straight onto my ass, but thankfully my testicles broke my fall. FML

#7143279
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36703) - you deserved it (2742)

On 01/04/2010 at 8:34am - health - by Soresack (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was sitting in the living room with my parents when my dad asked my mom if she knew where he could find some double a batteries. She said to check my vibrator. He said he already did. FML



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