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by anonymous / 09/09/2013 at 4:16pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 06/19/2013 at 12:12pm / United States (New York) / Kids
Today, I was walking to the gym when the woman in front of me dropped some cash. I picked it up and tried to get her attention. She saw the money and thought I was trying to pay her to sleep with me. FML
by unknown / 06/12/2013 at 1:33pm / United States (California) / Health
by life insurance for 1 / 05/30/2013 at 12:29pm / United States (California) / Kids
by mustachio101 / 07/17/2012 at 7:30pm / United States (Alabama) / Love
by say my name / 06/30/2012 at 9:35pm / Intimacy
Today, I excitedly showed my new roommate my pet fish. She then told me about how she purposely starved her last fish to see how long it would take before they started eating each other before starving to death. FML
by Anonymous / 08/27/2011 at 6:59pm / United States (Arkansas) / Animals
by soccerbuddyz / 08/03/2011 at 12:04am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/17/2010 at 1:55am / United States (Missouri) / Intimacy
Today, I saw a spider in my bathtub, so instead of killing it, i decided to bring my dog inside the bathroom to kill the spider for me. Turns out that the spider was a black widow, and my dog was bit. The dog killed the spider. The spider killed my dog. FML
by Anonymous / 03/29/2009 at 1:04am / United States (California) / Animals
by HeadTrauma / 01/19/2009 at 11:23pm / United States (West Virginia) / Miscellaneous
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