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  • Number of visits : 591
  • Number of comments : 40
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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lexiale's favorite FMLs

Today, my wife knelt down in front me to give me a blowjob. As she took my underwear off a moth flew out of them. I've got no idea how it got there but I was cock-blocked by a moth. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25996) - you deserved it (5455)

On 12/14/2015 at 11:50pm - intimacy - by Moth_Balled (man) - Australia

Today, after some great sex, my boyfriend mused: "You know, from this position, I could punch you in the cunt and you wouldn't be able to stop me." I could only relax when he finally fell asleep nearly an hour later. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23016) - you deserved it (2556)

On 08/23/2015 at 10:03am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, while trying to lift a weight bar at the gym, I ended up cracking my rib cage and almost passed out. My friend, who was supposed to be spotting for me, couldn't help until the last second because he'd snuck off to flirt with a pair of guys halfway across the room. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21640) - you deserved it (5471)

On 08/23/2015 at 8:35am - health - by Anonymous (man) - Australia

Today, the nine year old girl I was babysitting got the hiccups, so I told her to drink some water upside down to cure them. She ended up vomiting on the floor. FML

Today, even after explaining to my boyfriend that I was self conscious about my breasts because they're slightly misshaped, he still persisted with begging me for a tit pic, saying he would still see me as beautiful. I gave in and sent one. He responded with "LOL WHAT ARE THOOOOOOSSSEE." FML


Today, I came home from a stay at my girlfriend's place. My little brother stepped on my bag and accidentally switched my vibrator on. I told him the buzzing sound was my electric toothbrush. He went to the bathroom and came back with the toothbrush. He won't stop asking what's in my bag. FML

Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when I saw my best friend. I jokingly did a double-take and said I didn't recognize him with his clothes on. We laughed, talked a bit, then went our separate ways. My girlfriend later dumped me, claiming I'm blatantly gay and cheating on her. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26216) - you deserved it (3761)

On 08/21/2015 at 11:59pm - love - by cuckoo (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, my sister got promoted to manager at the store we both work at. Since company policy states that siblings can't work at the same store if one of them is a manager, I was let go. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24812) - you deserved it (1720)

On 08/21/2015 at 8:29pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I had a box full of crickets in my room. I sealed it up with tape and went to take a shower. When I returned, I found that the box had popped open, releasing almost all of the crickets. I can still hear the chirping. FML

Today, I spent an hour explaining to a college student how you could have a baby and not be married. He still doesn't get it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44058) - you deserved it (4431)

On 05/05/2014 at 1:07am - misc - by melmel (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I took my girlfriend out to a fancy restaurant for her birthday. I'd arranged beforehand for some of the staff to come out and sing happy birthday to her, but it all backfired when she started panicking and had a serious anxiety attack from all the attention. FML


I agree, your life sucks (47980) - you deserved it (8374)

On 04/27/2014 at 6:08pm - love - by phuckbukket7 (man) - United States

Today, I walked in on my brother shaving his nuts, all while giggling like a maniac and seemingly high out of his mind. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42805) - you deserved it (5195)

On 04/19/2014 at 5:26pm - misc - by burnmyeyes (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (53978) - you deserved it (7201)

On 04/14/2014 at 2:29am - intimacy - by teddyissmall (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my boyfriend asked why I never let him go down on me. I told him that it doesn't do much for me, even though it really does. I didn't have the courage to tell him that it's because he acts like a rabid dog when he does. FML

Today, all my guy friends kept hugging me tightly and then softly and then tightly again. I later found out they just wanted to feel my boobs on their chests. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33390) - you deserved it (8413)

On 06/14/2012 at 4:10pm - intimacy - by a chick in California - United States (California)

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