lexiale

Search for a member

Offline (the 02/25/2016 at 11:36pm)

lexiale

39Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 659
  • Number of comments : 40
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About lexiale : volleyballl

lexiale's page activity

Visits<b>Kruitdamp</b> - the 02/14/2016 at 8:55am<b>hussamhasi</b> - the 01/10/2016 at 4:15pm<b>10nachoman10</b> - the 01/10/2016 at 1:40pm<b>pete9913</b> - the 12/28/2015 at 12:40am<b>Avi8r</b> - the 12/14/2015 at 6:40pm<b>DogeDogeDoge</b> - the 11/02/2015 at 5:47pm<b>bigbrown24</b> - the 11/02/2015 at 10:51am<b>Mandour2310</b> - the 09/05/2015 at 8:41am<b>cocostarrz</b> - the 08/30/2015 at 1:56am<b>YourAverageFckUp</b> - the 08/25/2015 at 7:49pm<b>AlexisG106271</b> - the 08/25/2015 at 7:14pm<b>remometol</b> - the 08/25/2015 at 3:28pm<b>chaseafterwind82</b> - the 08/24/2015 at 11:37pm<b>Helipilot86</b> - the 08/24/2015 at 11:11pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 08/24/2015 at 7:15pm<b>cluch3</b> - the 08/24/2015 at 12:35pm<b>aj9319</b> - the 08/24/2015 at 11:41am<b>Paras_800</b> - the 08/24/2015 at 10:38am

Fucked!<b>pete9913</b> - the 12/12/2015 at 11:29pm<b>Avi8r</b> - the 12/10/2015 at 7:48pm<b>chaseafterwind82</b> - the 08/25/2015 at 12:19am<b>hussamhasi</b> - the 08/24/2015 at 7:45pm<b>giantsfan2010</b> - the 08/24/2015 at 2:20am<b>gary8082</b> - the 08/24/2015 at 1:54am<b>wild4drums</b> - the 08/24/2015 at 12:32am<b>maria95aa</b> - the 08/24/2015 at 12:00am<b>BananaCoconutty</b> - the 08/23/2015 at 11:43pm<b>tiger820</b> - the 08/23/2015 at 11:36pm<b>fastball1223</b> - the 08/23/2015 at 10:59pm<b>Corey122726</b> - the 08/23/2015 at 10:29pm<b>Anais457</b> - the 08/23/2015 at 10:13pm<b>lukeDAduke157</b> - the 08/23/2015 at 9:39pm<b>Scorpio01</b> - the 08/23/2015 at 9:33pm<b>Soldierman</b> - the 08/23/2015 at 8:27pm<b>A07</b> - the 08/23/2015 at 8:27pm<b>Y0UI34574RD</b> - the 08/23/2015 at 8:20pm

lexiale's FML badges

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

See all of lexiale's badges

lexiale's favorite FMLs

Today, my wife knelt down in front me to give me a blowjob. As she took my underwear off a moth flew out of them. I've got no idea how it got there but I was cock-blocked by a moth. FML

by Moth_Balled / 12/14/2015 at 11:50pm / Australia / Intimacy

Today, after some great sex, my boyfriend mused: "You know, from this position, I could punch you in the cunt and you wouldn't be able to stop me." I could only relax when he finally fell asleep nearly an hour later. FML

by Anonymous / 08/23/2015 at 10:03am / United States (North Carolina) / Health

Today, while trying to lift a weight bar at the gym, I ended up cracking my rib cage and almost passed out. My friend, who was supposed to be spotting for me, couldn't help until the last second because he'd snuck off to flirt with a pair of guys halfway across the room. FML

by Anonymous / 08/23/2015 at 8:35am / Australia / Health

Today, the nine year old girl I was babysitting got the hiccups, so I told her to drink some water upside down to cure them. She ended up vomiting on the floor. FML

Today, even after explaining to my boyfriend that I was self conscious about my breasts because they're slightly misshaped, he still persisted with begging me for a tit pic, saying he would still see me as beautiful. I gave in and sent one. He responded with "LOL WHAT ARE THOOOOOOSSSEE." FML

by YourAverageFckUp / 08/22/2015 at 9:21pm / United States (Virginia) / Love

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, I came home from a stay at my girlfriend's place. My little brother stepped on my bag and accidentally switched my vibrator on. I told him the buzzing sound was my electric toothbrush. He went to the bathroom and came back with the toothbrush. He won't stop asking what's in my bag. FML

by dannidoll93 / 08/22/2015 at 10:59am / United Kingdom (Lancashire) / Intimacy

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when I saw my best friend. I jokingly did a double-take and said I didn't recognize him with his clothes on. We laughed, talked a bit, then went our separate ways. My girlfriend later dumped me, claiming I'm blatantly gay and cheating on her. FML

by cuckoo / 08/21/2015 at 11:59pm / United States (Alabama) / Love

Today, my sister got promoted to manager at the store we both work at. Since company policy states that siblings can't work at the same store if one of them is a manager, I was let go. FML

by Anonymous / 08/21/2015 at 8:29pm / United States (Florida) / Work

Today, I had a box full of crickets in my room. I sealed it up with tape and went to take a shower. When I returned, I found that the box had popped open, releasing almost all of the crickets. I can still hear the chirping. FML

Today, I spent an hour explaining to a college student how you could have a baby and not be married. He still doesn't get it. FML

by melmel / 05/05/2014 at 1:07am / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous

Today, I took my girlfriend out to a fancy restaurant for her birthday. I'd arranged beforehand for some of the staff to come out and sing happy birthday to her, but it all backfired when she started panicking and had a serious anxiety attack from all the attention. FML

by phuckbukket7 / 04/27/2014 at 6:08pm / United States / Love

Today, I walked in on my brother shaving his nuts, all while giggling like a maniac and seemingly high out of his mind. FML

by burnmyeyes / 04/19/2014 at 5:26pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML

by teddyissmall / 04/14/2014 at 2:29am / Canada (Quebec) / Intimacy

Today, my boyfriend asked why I never let him go down on me. I told him that it doesn't do much for me, even though it really does. I didn't have the courage to tell him that it's because he acts like a rabid dog when he does. FML

Today, all my guy friends kept hugging me tightly and then softly and then tightly again. I later found out they just wanted to feel my boobs on their chests. FML

by a chick in California / 06/14/2012 at 4:10pm / United States (California) / Intimacy