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lexi365

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 2 November 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 4205
  • Number of comments : 314
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 25 posted

About lexi365 : I am a student at the University of Notre Dame. I play 3 sports; soccer, tennis, and cheerleading :). I am a 3rd degree black belt in Kuk Sool Won and I also play guitar. I love making new friends so message me if you want.

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TODAY... I GOT CALLED A ( LOSER ) BY AN OLD MAN WEARING PINK FLIP-FLOPS AND RIDING A PURPLE MOPED. FML

#11586440
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35126) - you deserved it (7396)

On 07/01/2010 at 11:19am - misc - by cooldude (man) - United States (Arkansas)

TODAY I WAS SO BORD I GOOGLD THE WORD "BORD." THE RESULTS WERE BORING. FML

#9117281
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9149) - you deserved it (35713)

On 03/15/2010 at 10:27pm - misc - by hiii. (woman) - United States (Indiana)

today my 18 year old daughter comes home telling me she has been fired from her job at McDonalds. The reason? They had ICarly happy meal toys an she couldn't resist stealing one. FML

#8838699
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25870) - you deserved it (4827)

On 03/05/2010 at 1:10am - kids - by icarlymom (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today as I walked into mah class someone shouted at me "Wild Snorlax Appeared! Use Your Ultra Balls!" since I am overwieght and everyone in class laughed at me. I got made fun of by Pokémon nerds. FML

#7442333
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36363) - you deserved it (7649)

On 01/19/2010 at 7:03pm - misc - by snorlax (man) - United States (California)

Today... I lerened that while anybody can call me a bitch... mah husband got mad at his aunt for calling our dog a mutt. FML

#6914800
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25847) - you deserved it (3382)

On 12/24/2009 at 1:02am - love - by stupid_world (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today , I told ma boyfriend tat ma fantasy was for im to eat me out on te dinner table. My boyfriend told me is was me in a Pikacu costume. real FML

#4921754
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42271) - you deserved it (8415)

On 08/30/2009 at 1:38am - intimacy - by pokie (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I posted a status update on Facebook about how much I liked the Season Finale of NBC's "Heroes" !! My hand slipped to the right and it cummed out as "I really love Herpes !! It's much better than everyone says it is" !! I didn't notice for few hours !! FML

#4774065
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21666) - you deserved it (39012)

On 08/24/2009 at 12:28am - misc - by NotThatKind (man) - United States (New York)

it was mah brthday. My parents came into mah room at 12:01 to surprise me. Do u knowhat fifteen year olds do at midnight? FML

#4734669
401 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45451) - you deserved it (23259)

On 08/22/2009 at 12:25pm - misc - by urmommmm (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my nina yaar old son want around talling avaryona that ma an my husband had a "foursoma" last month. It turns out that soma douchabag counsalor at tha camp ha goas to thought it would ba funny to tall him that a foursoma was a divorca. All of his friand's parants think wa'ra kinky fraaks. FML

#3571839
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44238) - you deserved it (3407)

On 07/08/2009 at 1:02am - kids - by campmom (woman) -

TODAY, AT SCOOL I WAS SITTING WIT A FRIEND OUTSIDE, TALKING ABOUT IRREGULAR PERIOD AN UNSAVEN LEGS. TEN MINUTE INTO TE CONVERSATION, A TEACER STICK ER EAD OUT TE WINDOW ABOVE US AN TELLS US TO LEAVE. WE WERE DISTRACTING A CLASSROOM WO WERE TRYING TO FINIS A TEST.

#3415311
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35274) - you deserved it (20620)

On 07/02/2009 at 12:34am - misc - by iluvcoconutrough (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

2day I was riding on the back of my dad's motorcycle . After a few minutes, the vibrations from the engine became way too much 4 me and I couldn't control myself . I had such an intense orgasm, sitting right behind my father, with my arms around his waist . FML

#3192725
303 comments

I agree, your life sucks (83472) - you deserved it (14239)

On 06/25/2009 at 12:01am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, In science class I sit next to friend Jill. My teacher always gets our names confused calling me Jill and her Liz. She decided to combine our names. I'm now known as Jizz. My teacher clearly has no idea what it means. FML

#2831839
290 comments

I agree, your life sucks (141170) - you deserved it (10057)

On 06/12/2009 at 2:50pm - misc - by mcullen21 (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, In science class I sit next to friend Jill. My teacher always gets our names confused calling me Jill and her Liz. She decided to combine our names. I'm now known as Jizz. My teacher clearly has no idea what it means. FML

#2831839
290 comments

I agree, your life sucks (141170) - you deserved it (10057)

On 06/12/2009 at 2:50pm - misc - by mcullen21 (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



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