About lexi365 : I am a freshman at Notre Dame University. I play 3 sports; soccer, tennis, and cheerleading :). I am a 3rd degree black belt in Kuk Sool Won and I also play guitar. I love making new friends so message me if you want.
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Today, I was listening to music while I wrapped Christmas presents. All was going well when the music was cut off, literally. I snipped the cable to my very expensive headphones in half. FML
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On 12/15/2010 at 12:22pm - money - by Username - United Kingdom (Reading)
Today, I woke up to the sound of sirens. My ex-girlfriend, who I had broken up with the day before, had set my car on fire. I had just finished restoring it. I was going to insure it today. FML
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On 12/15/2010 at 11:34am - misc - by hotride -
Today, I was driving with my dog. Looking out the half-open window he stepped on the switch, the window went up, causing his head to get stuck. I looked down and he had scared the shit out of himself, all over my shirt. FML
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On 12/14/2010 at 11:24pm - animals - by fufu_mutt (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, whilst pleasuring myself in my bedroom, I began absent-mindedly staring at a spider on the ceiling. It wasn't until the point of climax that I realised that I was, in effect, masturbating over a spider. FML
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On 12/14/2010 at 7:00pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Gloucestershire)
Today, my six year old told me I have a big nose. When I told her that she hurt my feelings, she laughed and said "Don't be silly mummy, ugly people don't have feelings." FML
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On 12/14/2010 at 3:21am - kids - by uglywoman - Australia (Queensland)
Today, while taking a shower, I was enthusiastically singing one of my favorite songs. When I got out, I noticed a bunch of things missing, and a note on my desk saying "shut the f*ck up, you suck." I was robbed and judged by a thief. FML
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On 12/13/2010 at 1:10pm - misc - by Username - United States (Georgia)
Today, while I was working at McDonald's, a man and his wife ordered a Sundae. I gave the guy his sundae and realized I'd forgotten something. I said, "One second sir. Let me grab your nuts." I realized what I said when his wife gave me the death glare. FML
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On 12/11/2010 at 7:06pm - work - by stifledbyyou (woman) - United States (Louisiana)
Today, I realized I've been playing too much Call of Duty. I started screaming, "Spawn, b*tch! Spawn!" at my microwavable pizza while it was in the microwave. FML
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On 11/13/2010 at 12:55pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, I decided to let in my new German Shepherd puppy inside to show the guest how adorable he is. In the middle of our conversation, he came running up to us with my vibrator in his mouth. FML
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On 10/27/2010 at 3:37am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Hawaii)
Today, I spent the entire day at school being called Meg. My name isn't Meg, so I started to get really annoyed and confused. Later, I found out it was because I look like Meg from the show Family Guy. She's known for being unpopular, unwanted, ugly, and stupid. FML
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On 09/21/2010 at 6:47pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, my mum thought it would be acceptable to tell my school that the reason I will not be attending classes is because I have "the shits." FML
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On 09/08/2010 at 7:24am - health - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Gloucestershire)
Today, I was at work and was confronted by a customer wanting to get a "Nemo" fish. I explained that 'Nemo' needs to live in saltwater, not freshwater, like their tank was. The customer then turns around and grabs a perforated tank divider and says, "Can't I just split them up with this?" FML
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On 09/05/2010 at 11:01pm - work - by christiner - Sent from mobile version
Today, I tried drinking "Smart Water" for the first time. I couldn't figure out how to open the bottle. FML
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On 07/24/2010 at 1:20am - misc - by tstaeger (man) - United States (Oregon)
Today, I got called a "loser" by an old man wearing pink flip-flops and riding a purple moped. FML
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On 07/01/2010 at 11:19am - misc - by cooldude (man) - United States (Arkansas)
Today, I was so bored I googled the word "bored." The results were boring. FML
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On 03/15/2010 at 10:27pm - misc - by hiii. (woman) - United States (Indiana)
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